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what I saw on my ride today, unreal.........(8 posts)

what I saw on my ride today, unreal.........african
Mar 20, 2003 4:24 PM
so as I am going up a draw bridge into a head wind, I was working pretty hard, I was using the cars and SUV's to draft off as they passed me. The vehichles had to slow down on the bridge so I was actually passing a few of them. From the back I see this dude in his behemouth Ford ex...gigantic..sion.... with a pair of sissors in his ear trimming his ear hairs........... UNREAL
a pothole might have naturally selected his @$$ for us (nm)Frith
Mar 20, 2003 5:19 PM
re: what I saw on my ride today, unreal.........desmo
Mar 20, 2003 6:06 PM
Just shows what a great ride those things have, "you can trim your ear-hair on your morning commute". Granada's gots nothing on the Extrusions! plus i don't see how you can fault the guy for good grooming.
Ford Explosion???biknben
Mar 21, 2003 6:59 AM
I joke about how that's what they will call the next SUV. They are running out of words that begin with "Ex".
How about Extradition?Matno
Mar 21, 2003 9:23 AM
I don't think they're going to run out of choices any time soon!
The Ford Excessive (nm)salmonwheel
Mar 21, 2003 10:40 AM
Ten pages of choices in American Heritage Dictionarytorquer
Mar 21, 2003 11:44 AM
Some highlights:

Exacerbation (guess what else you can do while driving?)
Exanthema (a skin eruption; maybe due to too much exacerbation)
Excaudite (tailless)
Excipient (inert substance; does this describe vehicle or driver?)
Excoriation (abrasion)
Execration (act of cursing)
Executioner (may replace the Suburban as the national car of Texas)
Exodontia (extraction of teeth)
Exogamy (custom of marrying outside of tribe, family, clan; may be considered an "import" in Arkansas)
Expiation (act of atonement)
Exterminator (an attempt to get Arnold to trade in his Hummer)
Extradition (for overseas sales only)

and finally, my personal favorites:
The all-new 2004 Ford Expletive

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(I know; totally too much time on my hands, but the non-cycling board is too depressing today)
that ain't right! (nm)jtferraro
Mar 21, 2003 8:42 AM