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Im not gay .... (rbr.com outing poll)(16 posts)

Im not gay .... (rbr.com outing poll)Spirito
Mar 5, 2003 12:53 AM
but i got a woody looking at the below picture. Is this common?

that bike is so perfect in all detail. Gios Pro, pantographed chainring, campy ... er .. i mean campagnolo super record, flat fork crown, TA bottle cage, bennotto tape, good old black tires with tan sidewalls, cinelli bar/stem ... heck, even the perfect arc of them brake cables is alluring and something my eyes are fixated upon. It just doesn't get much sexier .

Fons De Wolf is a pretty boy and looks in fine form atop it, which i have no qualms admitting, but i have no attraction to men and am asking you all (apart from scrotum_hound nick ....... he's too busy looking at himself) whether your cojones tightened, and if so how can you ascertain if it was just the bike?

what say ye men from that 9 in 10 group? (prolly less round here anyway)

ciao

(perhaps feeling i should have posted "hey, LFR, Kristin & chicks - some retro eye candy for you" - but then thought WTF)

p.s. so what if my favorite sing song is ....
http://www.serve.com/bonzai/monty/songs/TheLumberjackSong

p.s.s. i guess my old original sign on name will come to haunt me on this one
Not gay?spankdoggie
Mar 5, 2003 1:04 AM
You may not be gay, but you sound gay...

Nevermind.

This is my bike at low resolution so it can fit in here from my comp.
So...what are ya, about 8 feet tall?!? (nm)RhodyRider
Mar 5, 2003 6:06 AM
your not gay...Iwannapodiumgirl
Mar 5, 2003 3:12 AM
you are from Sydney, that's all!

hehehe

Opps, so am I - ah !@#$! Now I'm confused!

Great pic - from Cycle Sport? It was that picture that made me want a Gios...
yep .. he was the "rare groove rider" featured in may '01 NmSpirito
Mar 5, 2003 10:46 AM
re: Im not gay .... (rbr.com outing poll)Spunout
Mar 5, 2003 4:37 AM
Ya, reminds me of my first endeavours as a cyclist. 1984, my ride was a Colnago Master (shaped Columbus SL tubes, lotsa chrome). Super Record, and nobody dared to put Shimano on an Italian frame, it just wasn't done.
No question, Fons was about as good looking as a guy gets.MB1
Mar 5, 2003 5:09 AM
I wonder if he would have had a longer/more successful career if he wasn't so pretty.
Is that an all-over tan?mickey-mac
Mar 5, 2003 6:03 AM
He makes tres chic VDB look like Freddy Maertens: http://www.kolarstwo-szosowe.gda.pl/20maertens.html

As I've said before, that's the best looking bike ever built.
The blue brings out the best in anybodyLeroy
Mar 5, 2003 6:09 AM
great photo!
If you have to ask if you are gay, you probably are. (nm)onespeed
Mar 5, 2003 7:17 AM
If you're afraid to ask...you probably are. (nm)Frith
Mar 5, 2003 9:48 AM
You arent making any sense here. (nm)onespeed
Mar 5, 2003 10:30 AM
no coffee this morning? NMSpirito
Mar 5, 2003 10:43 AM
LOL! 'if loving you is wrong, i don't want to be right' ...JS Haiku Shop
Mar 5, 2003 7:40 AM
' If you want my body and you think I'm sexy'...Dave Hickey
Mar 5, 2003 11:23 AM
big bike....ColnagoFE
Mar 5, 2003 1:17 PM
what is it they say? big bike? big....? just kidding--doesn't really give me a woody, but i think this is a great pic and if i happened to be of that persuasion or locked up in prison for life with no chance of parole i suppose i might give the rider a second look as well (just kidding about that last part).