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Confusion About Kristin And Me, To All RBR:(8 posts)

Confusion About Kristin And Me, To All RBR:PODIUMBOOB_DOT_CA
Feb 28, 2003 9:18 AM
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To all Road Bike Review Community:

Recently I posted a throat workout that involved swallowing food to develope my already powerful eating technique. Kristin then posted a reply that had some in-you-end-yo in it about me showing her my swallowing/eating techniques.
I know that she is just infatuated with me, not in love as others might think. Love takes time to develope. Lust is almost as quick as my sprinting.
Don't worry, I don't blame her for being attracted to me. It's not her fault. I am a natural born hunk. It's kinda like the sirens' song. The only way you could stop your feelings would be if you gouged your own eyes out, so that you couldn't see my beautiful face and massive thigh muscles.

I hope that this doesn't seem egotistical of me. That's certainly not how I meant it. I am a sprinter.
LOL (nm)YoungRcR
Feb 28, 2003 9:33 AM
Ohh man, good one. Hysterical! thanks nmrwbadley
Feb 28, 2003 9:39 AM
re: Confusion About Kristin And Me, To All RBR:rogue_CT1
Feb 28, 2003 10:07 AM
Long live PODIUMBOOB!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!! nmJon Billheimer
Feb 28, 2003 10:43 AM
Do you think Nick will get it? nmLen J
Feb 28, 2003 10:58 AM
This is SO much better than any sitcom on TV! (nm)jesse1
Feb 28, 2003 1:14 PM
lmao...housewives have soaps...bikers have this forum.(nm)wheelsucker
Feb 28, 2003 2:04 PM