|  Lil' Help | PODIUMBOOB_DOT_CA Feb 23, 2003 6:59 PM | | Can someone help me construct a legal brief to help me sue a man I saw at the gym?
It all started last Thursday, when I was performing controlled supersets of pulminary contractions (with emphasis on the left ventrical combined with Aortal "negatives").
Anyway, I was feeling the pump in my massive thorax, when all of the sudden, in the corner of the floor-to-celing mirror, the shimmer of an olympic 45 pound plate caught my eye. Momentarily distracted from my own dazzling reflection, I turned toward the man hoisting the weight rhythmically.
Something about his thrusting hips, and his dipping glutes struck me as familiar in an almost dream-like way. I watched more closely as he finished his squats. As I wiped the sweat from my brow, I realized why I felt a sense of de ja vu watching him dip up and down and up and down!
It was clear he was stealing my squatting technique! I would know that form anywhere! Nobody rips me off and gets away with it. That is so immoral. I am going to sue this guys a$$ off! Here is my plan:
1) Get my mom to take me to the stationary store.
2) Compose a legal brief that does all of the following:
a) gets me outta my speeding ticket
b) settles my ebay fraud scandal (must be less than 1000$ canadian settlement, firm)
c) wins copyright infringement award of no less than 1,000,000 yen.
3) Stop my massive thighs from hitting my forehead when I type with my feet.
Please help me write this multi phase legal brief. Also, I think if you are looking for a spin instructor, you should have one that is awesome and neat like me.
Thanks! |
|  I'd add | PODIUMBOUNDdotCA Feb 23, 2003 7:28 PM | | Noone steals my squatting technique let alone steals it without my beautiful legs. It doesn't do the technique justice. SHEESH!
Irregardless, I must say I laughed at your post.
Nick
PodiumBound.ca |
|  Also suing him^ for massacre of the English language. NM | PODIUMBOOB_DOT_CA Feb 23, 2003 7:37 PM | | |
|  haha thought you'd like that :) (nm) | PODIUMBOUNDdotCA Feb 23, 2003 7:49 PM | | |
|  BTW, the word is "stationEry". Please be accurate. (nm) | Alexx Feb 24, 2003 5:39 AM | | |
|  Oy! This is just great. Now flaming his alter ego. LOL! nm | Spunout Feb 24, 2003 4:23 AM | | |
|  Oh, and BTW, what does irregardless mean? nm | mainframe Feb 24, 2003 5:45 AM | | |
|  without disregard IOW a useless non-word. nm | Frith Feb 24, 2003 6:33 AM | | |
|  lol nm | collinsc Feb 24, 2003 9:46 AM | | |
|  Now Peter. You went and gave yourself away. | Kristin Feb 24, 2003 10:11 AM | | But the post was funny. |
|  Peter? are you sure it isn't Nick? nm | cyclopathic Feb 24, 2003 12:55 PM | | |
|  Yep. He pulled a Trollman. | Kristin Feb 24, 2003 1:01 PM | | Just look at Peters posts from today and then look at PodiumBoobs. |
|  Unless its a very clever person who wants us to THINK | Kristin Feb 24, 2003 1:02 PM | | that Peter is the troll. Hmmm. Elemetary! |
|  You are one sly cat... | biknben Feb 24, 2003 2:07 PM | | I'd be scared to pull a "Trollman" at this point. Getting caught seems equivelant to a firing line.
BiknBen (always BiknBen) |
|  Did you see your dopleganger today? | Kristin Feb 24, 2003 2:11 PM | | If not, look at the Who's Who post. Was that a bad movie or what? |
|  once BiknBen always BiknBen | cyclopathic Feb 24, 2003 3:16 PM | | amen bro |
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