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Lance Armstrong - Mastercard ad!!!(14 posts)

Lance Armstrong - Mastercard ad!!!PODIUMBOUNDdotCA
Feb 22, 2003 11:58 AM
I'm sorry to hear Lance is have relationship problems. But I still have to do this ad with bogus numbers:

First bike from mom - $300
Coaching through teenage years - $3000
Fight with cancer - $100,000
First to win 6 Tour de France's - marriage with wife
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Name in record books - Priceless

I hope they sort things out. But if my guess is that she wants him to retire like a handful of other cyclists I've known who got married it makes me wonder. Would I put my marriage on the line to make a gouge in the record books?
Of course the last question is if I was in Lance's shoes :) (nm)PODIUMBOUNDdotCA
Feb 22, 2003 11:59 AM
Podiumbound????? More likeLazywriter
Feb 22, 2003 1:57 PM
"little school bus bound" because you actually sound a little retarded.
Please don't feed the Trolls and maybe he'll go away.gregario
Feb 22, 2003 2:11 PM
When was the last time you or Lazy wrote an intelligent post?PODIUMBOUNDdotCA
Feb 22, 2003 5:26 PM
When was the last time Gregario or Lazy wrong an intelligent post? I'm sure you've managed to but most of them are just flames. Nice what you can do when you can hide behind a keyboard hey?

Love,
Nick
ask yourself the same question...!(nm)merckx56
Feb 23, 2003 6:08 AM
You really enjoy this don't you?(nm)TREKY
Feb 22, 2003 2:40 PM
This is more like it...Bruno S
Feb 22, 2003 2:45 PM
First bike from mom - $300
Coaching through teenage years - $3000
Fight with cancer - $100,000
Divorce after winning 6 Tour de France's - $15,000,000
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Name in record books, single, young and rich - Priceless
i dont understand...YoungRcR
Feb 22, 2003 5:47 PM
how you can put a price of $100,000 on his fight with cancer. wtf am i the only one who thinks that that is ridiculous? get a life podiumbound, ride more, go to the gym and lift some weights, do some lunges or crunches or somethin... just go away.
i dont understand...rogue_CT1
Feb 22, 2003 10:40 PM
He is going away... to Australia. Oh golly I can't wait for the 1st installment of PODIUMBOUNDdotAUS -- Super Nick Down Under. Stay tuned everybody!
HmmmPODIUMBOUNDdotCA
Feb 22, 2003 11:25 PM
Your obviously not familar with how much it costs to fight cancer or the mastercard ads. I'll fill you in on the joke:

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The fight against cancer cost Lance and his insurance at least $100,000... hence the item - treatment for cancer and the price tag - $100,000 associated with it.
wow you really are retardedYoungRcR
Feb 23, 2003 6:10 AM
I am familiar with the ads and the format of them, the point i am making is how do you put a price on a man's fight with cancer. The fight with cancer should be priceless you moron, especially overcoming it, not being in the record books for TDF wins.
You have to pay for it though!PODIUMBOUNDdotCA
Feb 23, 2003 11:13 AM
Think of it this way with just random numbers and expenses:

Bike to ride while on chemo - $1,000
Chemo - $40,000
Doctors visits - $10,000
Hospital bed - $25,000
Transportation - $10,000
EPO and other drugs needed to boost red blood cell count when needed most- $14,000
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(Total fight against cancer - $100,000)<-what I listed in my ad
Overcoming cancer - Priceless

Grow up and quit looking for a reason to get pissed at me.
post like this once and a while are great!the bull
Feb 23, 2003 1:08 PM
I like to answer a serious question every now and then but this kindashit cracks me up.
Keep up the good work podie!