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The Troll Award(7 posts)

The Troll AwardKristin
Feb 6, 2003 8:36 AM
I say we establish a new RBR Award dubbed "The Troll Award." Any forum member may nominate a post/poster for The Troll Award and that honor will be bestowed upon said poster once 2 or more forum members validate the nomination.

Then the trolls can form a society and can hold meetings where they will show off their jewels and contratulate each other on inflamitory posting.
re: The Troll AwardCrankist
Feb 6, 2003 8:43 AM
Trolling for trolls? The honor of award must be yours!
M.
this is cool can I get it on jersey?cyclopathic
Feb 6, 2003 9:53 AM
Some submittals for the Troll Award...joekm
Feb 6, 2003 10:07 AM
Worst thing about roller time is that it is BORING!. Thanks to Kristin, I was able to occupy myself by considering her recent post.

So, without further adeu, here are my submittals (all very tounge-in-cheek of course :) ):

1) Why are steel frame owners so obstinate?...

...don't the realize thier bikes are heavy and obsolete?

2) Are all aluminum frame owners weight weenies?

3) Does bicycle riding really cause sterility?...

... or is it just the carbon frames?

4) Ever notice what total FREDs ti bike owners are?...

... and the posers ride those scandium-carbon frankenbikes

5) Question for Campy owners...

... post masturbation clean-up, tissue or sock?

6) Question for Shimano owners...

... Is your car Japanese too? People got to make a living in this
country too ya know....

7) Odd "croaking" sound coming from bike...

... did something come loose, or is it
just the French made components?

8) I just ran down a Litespeed in my 1974 Huffy Santa Fe

...well, that's all I could come up with...sure others will follow :)
Is that troll riding with Campy or Shimano? (nm)bsdc
Feb 6, 2003 11:19 AM
another trolltarwheel
Feb 6, 2003 12:13 PM
Actual photo of a RBR troll -- guess which one
re: The Troll Awardgeeker
Feb 6, 2003 4:09 PM
If anyone *really* cared (I don't!), you could quantitatively rank trolls by "troll index", or number of responses (excluding posts by the thread initiator) to trolls. Awful lot of poseur trolls lately.