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New evidence that bicycles cause sterilization in men(12 posts)

New evidence that bicycles cause sterilization in menfbg111
Feb 4, 2003 2:52 PM
Indian men, that is. From the Russian newspaper Pravda:

Indian Men Rewarded with Bikes for Becoming Sterile

The Indian government decided to take very unusual measures in order to inspire Indian men to have a surgery that would make them sterile. As it was announced, every man, who would agree to make himself sterile, would be awarded with a $30-worth bike.

Twenty-four operated men have already been rewarded with bikes in the Bankura region, which is 160 kilometers far from Calcutta. A spokesman for the regional administration stated that such a surgery was very unpopular last winter. That is why, the authorities set forth an attractive idea to give away bikes to those, who agree to become sterile. As the Indian government hopes, not less than 250 men will check out of hospitals and ride their bicycles home this winter. Bihari Mahato (35), the father of four children, said that a bike was a very good present for him. He said that he was happy to throw out his old bicycle that his father gave him 40 years ago.

The number of Indian population exceeds a billion people. This number is increased by 20 million every year. Scientists believe that if the country does not learn to control the national birth rate, as China learned to do it, the majority of the Indian people will always live below the poverty line.
are there enough bikes on the planet to help? :-) nmDougSloan
Feb 4, 2003 3:10 PM
enough to get Canondale back in black...fbg111
Feb 4, 2003 8:20 PM
You think they could make a profit if they sold the Indian government 500 million bikes for $15/bike?
Sterilization causes men to become bicyclists? : þ nmStraightblock
Feb 4, 2003 4:33 PM
re: Can someone answer this ?tmotz
Feb 4, 2003 8:23 PM
How can a guy have a bike for 40 years if he's only 35 years old?
reincarnation, silly nmDougSloan
Feb 4, 2003 8:39 PM
Doug, that's the funniest thing that I've ever seen you post! NMeyebob
Feb 5, 2003 8:13 AM
Thank you very much.DougSloan
Feb 5, 2003 8:19 AM
I was wondering if the Indian/Hindu thing might be a little too obscure. :-)

no, Indian/Hindu was understood & appreciated. Very funny! nmfbg111
Feb 5, 2003 7:16 PM
Wait a minute....joekm
Feb 5, 2003 5:44 AM
These Indian men check into a hospital for sterilization and ride their bikes home?

...anybody that can ride a bike home after sterilization has got to be a pretty burley dude...
imagine how long line would be if they'd be given away Colnagoscyclopathic
Feb 5, 2003 7:47 AM
re: New evidence that bicycles cause sterilization in menmerlint3
Feb 5, 2003 8:29 PM
Well.. I guess Bihari doesn't have to worry about a Specialized Body Geometry saddle either.