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Politics and bikes......poll Bush vs Saddam on bikes......(11 posts)

Politics and bikes......poll Bush vs Saddam on bikes......african
Jan 31, 2003 7:35 AM
Ok what bike would Bush ride and what bike would Saddam ride.

I put Bush on a Steel Cannondale (made in Korea ha ha ha).

Saddam on one of those bright chrome low rider tricycles with bright lights and all the trimmings, bike carrier with a rug, and a camel back pack with AK47 (camel back get it!).
Huffy's, both of 'm. With plastic baskets (nm)Stampertje
Jan 31, 2003 9:36 AM
put 'em both on little bitty tricycles (nm)velocity
Jan 31, 2003 10:22 AM
I don't know about Saddam, but I'd put Bush. . .czardonic
Jan 31, 2003 10:40 AM
. . .on the heaviest, longest travel DH rig available. Kicks a$$ when momentum is on your side and makes a non-issue out of just about any obstacle, but useless for climbing out of the holes you race into.
Dunno what kind of bikestorquer
Jan 31, 2003 1:32 PM
But I can just hear the smack:
Dubya: "Poser!"
Axis-man: "Fred!!!!!"

Anyway, it may give Sadam a chance to explain about those high-tech aluminum tubes everyone is so upset about. (And start a whole new "steel is real" thread.)
At least we know what Bill rides...Other than Monica.James
Feb 1, 2003 11:56 AM
I wonder if he rides it?
Guess what kind of bike george rides!?James
Feb 1, 2003 12:04 PM
Lance and Trek sure get around. And thats a good thing!
Love him or hate him,mickey-mac
Feb 1, 2003 12:26 PM
at least Dubya can probably fit into the jersey Armstrong gave him. Clinton, on the other hand, couldn't get Super-Size Big Mac Meal body into that jersey with a crowbar.
How witty!Lazywriter
Feb 1, 2003 3:39 PM
At least Clinton wasn't a retard. George is a prime example of what exceptional connections can get you. The Presidency. Who would of ever voted for that idiot if it were based on merit, intelligence and qualifications? Clinton will go down as one of the best Presidents in history although I cannot stand him after he pardoned those people for his own financial gain. They are all pricks. Hey, wasn't he a lawyer?
Feb 1, 2003 3:55 PM
How witty!DERICK
Feb 2, 2003 8:31 AM
The only people who will consider Clinton one of the best presidents are the Chinese who got our nuclear secrets from him.