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What would Jesus ride?(12 posts)

What would Jesus ride?xxl
Jan 6, 2003 2:21 PM
Alright, it's been a long day, and I need some relief here ; )
Asked and answered ...Humma Hah
Jan 6, 2003 2:32 PM
... check back about three months in the archives.
A Cross Bike!!!!!!!rollo tommassi
Jan 6, 2003 2:32 PM

sorry for the groaner.
A Cross Bike!!!!!!!xxl
Jan 7, 2003 3:31 AM
A Big Wheel on his way to winning the Tour De France (nm)Aztecs
Jan 6, 2003 2:36 PM
no, he wouldn't competeDougSloan
Jan 6, 2003 3:01 PM
He wouldn't race; he'd by the hippy looking bearded guy on an old steel frame who blows by Lance while training alone in the Pyrrenees, reciting "Our Father..." as he goes by.

hey, wait, that's the guy who passed me going up Boulder Canyonlonefrontranger
Jan 6, 2003 3:17 PM
There are several of these types riding around in Boulder. You have never known the true meaning of humility until some hippie in beads and Birks, smoking a joint and riding an ancient, clapped-out, rusty gaspipe tubing MTB, with groceries and skis and snowboards and any amount of random crap strapped to his racks and backpacks, passes you like you are pedaling backwards on your Record-equipped, $4000 road bike going up a 10% grade.
He didn't pass you, he pulled you to the top :-)Morgan
Jan 6, 2003 4:03 PM
He would be on a single speed going up the hills, showing everyone that the pain suffered in the journey is worth the reward at the top.

and an old Camelbak full of wine nmDougSloan
Jan 6, 2003 8:29 PM
a hot rodFrith
Jan 6, 2003 7:13 PM
because he built mine.

That joke is as specific to the target audience of ministry fans as it was when I told it the last time this thread came up.
he didn't ride yesterday...wspokes
Jan 7, 2003 4:41 AM
He didn't ride yesterday, It was XC ski day, He and I put in a quick 6 miles yesterday at dusk...amazing how it is always bright when skiing or biking with him!
Trek USPS--He wants to be like Lance, tooContinental
Jan 7, 2003 6:52 AM
Reminds me of the old joke when Eddy Merckx was in his prime. An avid cyclist got hit by a truck and died. He was a good soul and went to heaven. St. Peter showed him around heaven. There was a beautiful gold road winding through the mountains. A cyclist was hammering tirelessly up the road. The departed cyclist asked St. Peter "Is that Eddy Merckx?" St. Peter replied "No, it's God. He just thinks he's Eddy Merckx.