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unofficial photo caption contest :)(22 posts)

unofficial photo caption contest :)JS Haiku Shop
Dec 19, 2002 11:20 AM
turns out my trainer bike is also my 'crosser. i noticed the mess last night and thought sharing with the board was in order. caption winner gets to clean the bike and shop with a toothbrush and bucket of soapy water.
close-upJS Haiku Shop
Dec 19, 2002 11:20 AM
heh, heh, heh, i'm a dirty boy, heh, hee hee.
If it were blue....cory
Dec 19, 2002 11:33 AM would look just like my Trek.
In a related development, you should know that when I saw that whole setting--the floor, the stuff against the wall, the cable leading across to the resistance adjuster--I got this huge sense of depressing deja vu and wanted to go out and burn down my garage just because it's four months until spring. I used to be able to ride the trainer in the house, until I got uppity and bought a new carpet.
Where'd you get the sticker? (nm)PseuZQ
Dec 19, 2002 4:17 PM
Where'd you get the sticker? (nm)MR_GRUMPY
Dec 19, 2002 8:02 PM
If you mean the chainstay protector, you can buy it from Bianchi USA. I've just put one on my new frame, and I'm sure to get a few comments at the first race next spring. Check out their website store.
Dec 19, 2002 4:21 PM
oooops! (nm)bsdc
Dec 19, 2002 11:34 AM
Johnny Sako says........african
Dec 19, 2002 11:53 AM
Can anyone help me with this one... I have some poop stains in my chamois that wont come out.
"Guess what I had for lunch..."wasabekid
Dec 19, 2002 12:00 PM
My hat's off to you...

You epitomize the athlete and what the sport is all about...

You give it all and then some each time you mount... ;-)
" A Nation of Proud Neutered Consumers"Spirito
Dec 19, 2002 12:20 PM
.... i mean the mixte frame w/ the (early?) flags on the wall surrounded by boxes - Duchamp would be proud. its says everything that America has become.

haiku baby, you shoulda cleaned the surly and moved it so that we can better appreciate the artwork in the background you are trying to show and for us to critique and caption.

Butt ugly and proud (nm)PEDDLEFOOT
Dec 19, 2002 12:32 PM
now, THAT'S more like it! nmJS Haiku Shop
Dec 19, 2002 12:57 PM
J, what's that I see on the stem? A sticker? NMeyebob
Dec 19, 2002 12:46 PM
rock 'n roll (funky chicken) nmJS Haiku Shop
Dec 19, 2002 12:54 PM
gloves + sticker = FRED (LOL) nmeyebob
Dec 19, 2002 1:14 PM
Team Performance Memebers can return stuff in any condition!!!biknben
Dec 19, 2002 1:05 PM
I noticed the two Performance boxes.

What's more offensive, the dirt or the bar tape? JKin :-)
Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes to the bone. nmDougSloan
Dec 19, 2002 1:12 PM
What color bar tape matches pea soup and mud?tarwheel
Dec 19, 2002 1:20 PM
Of course, why would you care about matching bar tape when you tires don't even match? ;)
re: tiresJS Haiku Shop
Dec 19, 2002 1:29 PM
front wheel is black OP/chorus w/mich axial kevlar from my merckx, rear wheel is velocity el cheapo trainer wheel with generic hub and nearly-bare vredestein tire.

the cross-check wears its own set of black OP/ultegra 9 with 'cross knobbies. you can see the rear in the background of the first pic. other one is hanging just out of the shot.

oh, ahd "pea soup" is fine, but i prefer "guacamole/baby poop green".
Surly, you're not going to leave the bike that dirty?Tig
Dec 19, 2002 2:27 PM
Reply: I am, and don't call me "Surly"... That's my bike's name!
Pegged at 197 bpm for 58 minutes Haiku-Mahn12x23
Dec 19, 2002 4:08 PM
blows Schlitz Lite over lower half of Surly before vaporizing.
This wouldn't have happened if you still wore pantyhose. nmMB1
Dec 19, 2002 5:27 PM