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Northern Michigan: Deer Attacks Cyclist...(11 posts)

Northern Michigan: Deer Attacks Cyclist...TFerguson
Nov 23, 2002 10:11 AM
Picture was taken as the deer applied the scissors hold developed by Dick the Blue Bruiser for Big Time Wrestling. It is not known how the deer learned this technique.
Hey grzy! That look familiar? (nm)look271
Nov 23, 2002 11:15 AM
Hey! I know that deer!! - nmgrzy
Nov 25, 2002 9:37 AM
re: Northern Michigan: Deer Attacks Cyclist...blownpupil
Nov 23, 2002 11:22 AM
dumb deer. not wearin' a helmet.
Deer really HATE SUV's as wellTig
Nov 23, 2002 1:34 PM
This deer was later confirmed to be a member of an elite undergound anti-SUV Kamikaze squadron that targets cell phone-destracted drivers.
The deer had "No Boundaries" nmUncle Tim
Nov 23, 2002 2:15 PM
That's a Dodge Durango, not a Ford!(nm)merckx56
Nov 23, 2002 3:00 PM
Deer really HATE SUV's as wellLinuxDude
Nov 24, 2002 8:41 AM
Well, the deer at least made the guy pay for taking his life away. B-)
Deer really HATE SUV's as wellScot_Gore
Nov 24, 2002 2:27 PM
This pictures was taken about 7 miles from my home. Here's the story. The deer was crossing over the freeway on a secondary road's bridge. The deer got spooked by some traffic on the bridge and decided to jump over the railing to escape. This deer swan dived onto this guy from 20 feet up. There's a companion picture showing the head laying in the drivers seat. The head apparently landed right on the guys lap.

The guy gets credit for staying calm and getting the car stopped.

Tragic news today from the North PoleKristin
Nov 25, 2002 10:00 AM
Santa announced the tragic news today that Rudolph was fatally wounded in an automobile accident. Due to a shortage of flying reindeer, the delivery division of the North Pole will be restructured, and the North Pole is expected to lay off 9 reindeer and 1200 elves sometime in the first quarter. Federal Express is in negotiations with Santa and the North Pole and will handle the delivery of all Christmas gifts during the 2002 Christ...sorry Holiday season.
Nov 25, 2002 10:08 AM
It is rummored that Santa is negotiating with the USPS in an attempt to acquire the organization along with its highly sucessful bicycle racing team. Santa claims to be an avid cycling fan, who follows all of the races/tours during his off season. On spring days he can be seen pedaling around the North Pole on his Mercx single speed wearing a USPS team uniform.