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What would Jesus drive? (SUV smiting related, pro-bike)(21 posts)

What would Jesus drive? (SUV smiting related, pro-bike)js5280
Nov 20, 2002 8:52 AM
Hmmmm, politics does make for strange bed fellows ( ). Seems like SUV bashing is becoming quite the PC thing to protest, just never thought it would come from religious groups :-) On the up side, they do promote cycling (yeah!) as responsible transportation, and the idea of purchasing the most fuel efficient and least polluting vehicle available that truly fits your needs, which is not a bad idea to promote.

And the LORD said unto Moses, "Come up to Me onto the mount, and be there; and I will give thee tablets of stone, and a law and commandments which I have written, that thou mayest teach them. First, thou shalt not covent a Lincoln Navigator, no matter how many features it possesses. Second. . ."

However, this whole story begs the question:

What would Jesus ride?
jesus drives a hotrod silly.Frith
Nov 20, 2002 8:56 AM
or at least he built mine.
ministry fans?
LMAO. . .Yep, you're right. Forgot about that one. . . (nm)js5280
Nov 20, 2002 9:02 AM
Nov 20, 2002 9:12 AM
good grief what are you doing listening to that ancient Goth stuff? As I recall I am nearly old enough to be your mother. Now you've got the refrain to RevCo's Beers, Steers and Queers running thru my head...

I can picture Jesus driving some big-bore 70's Detroit iron.
and Gibby! (nm)steve-z
Nov 20, 2002 9:33 AM
Jesus would drive a SuburbanColnagoFE
Nov 20, 2002 9:01 AM
Or at least a big hippy micro bus. He needs to room to haul his disciples and any stray homeless person who he happens upon.
Jesus would drive an Escalade!netso
Nov 20, 2002 9:15 AM
From what I have seen of Televangelists, he would drive a Cadillac Escalade or a Mercedes S600. Do as I say, not as I do saith the Lord!
Judas drives. -nmSnowBlind
Nov 20, 2002 9:17 AM
re: What would Jesus drive? (SUV smiting related, pro-bike)trekkie1
Nov 20, 2002 9:34 AM
Jesus would be driven around in a VW Bus by a disciple, and ride a recumbent. Definitely a recumbent.
Jesus likes public transportation. (nm)Alex-in-Evanston
Nov 20, 2002 9:37 AM
He would drive a conference bikeAndy
Nov 20, 2002 9:57 AM
Ask Fallwell,he probably carpools with Him.PEDDLEFOOT
Nov 20, 2002 10:02 AM
He would drive a Plymouth Fury. He would ride a Carbinissimo.fracisco
Nov 20, 2002 11:10 AM
Flowered VW wagon...Aztecs
Nov 20, 2002 11:43 AM
You can just picture him getting out followed by all the apostles that are packed into it.
Like Spiccoli with inscense smoke quaffing out? nmDuke249
Nov 21, 2002 12:28 PM
He would drive Jesus' Chrysler. (nm)manicoti
Nov 21, 2002 3:54 AM
Jesus Chrysler drives a Dodgemr tornado head
Nov 21, 2002 12:10 PM
"Driving down the wages of sin"

Ah, the Screamin' Blue Messiahs!
Nov 21, 2002 4:58 AM
There is no good in trying to speculate what type of vehicle some dead profit would drive. He lived a long time ago, before any type of motorized vehicle came about.

I speculate he had no thoughts, good or bad, of SUVs or any other type of motor vehicle. My speculation is based on the fact no scrolls have ever been found telling stories of Jesus and the automobile, or specifically, The SUV.

The life of Jesus has nothing to do with the premise of this campaign and therefore detracts validity from the basis itself. I mean, what light can some dead guy shine upon some topic he never considered? And, who can be so bold as to speculate the thoughts of someone else?

Jesus, I'm preaching. . . Sorry.

Did you miss the story?Roadrunner25
Nov 21, 2002 11:47 AM
He isn't dead.

Read the book.
re: What would Jesus drive? (SUV smiting related, pro-bike)Joshua
Nov 21, 2002 5:14 AM
I am no religous zealot, and make no claims to know the bible verse for verse, but I was under the impression Jesus had a Honda, because I thought somewhere in the bible it said Jesus and his disciples were in accord.
re: What would Jesus drive? (SUV smiting related, pro-bike)jtolleson
Nov 21, 2002 6:52 AM
These kinds of threads are why I finally have essentially bailed on ... at least let's put 'em on non-cycling (no offense).