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Top RBR inflammatory terms?(44 posts)

Top RBR inflammatory terms?DougSloan
Oct 4, 2002 10:21 AM
It seems that no matter the intent of the original poster, any use of the following terms will lead to inevitable flame wars:

1. Airborne
2. Litespeed
3. fit
4. custom
5. SUV
6. triple
7. mirror
8. stem height/angle
9. countersteer path

And on Non-cycling forum:
1. Bush
2. Ashcroft
3. guns
4. environment
5. religion
6. Saddam
7. oil

Insert any of the above into any thread to spice things up a bit if you get bored. Stand back and watch the fun! Did I miss any?

re: Top RBR inflammatory terms?Lactate Junkie
Oct 4, 2002 10:22 AM
Don't forget the big two Shimano and Campagnolo
"lazywriter". nmspyderman
Oct 5, 2002 10:15 PM
12. average speed (nm)JS Haiku Shop
Oct 4, 2002 10:22 AM
re: Top RBR inflammatory terms?mickey-mac
Oct 4, 2002 10:31 AM
Postal/Telekom/Mapei kit
Critical Mass
How about anything even remotely negative aboutMXL02
Oct 4, 2002 10:39 AM
the USPS sponsorship of Lance's team.
Dog biteirregardless
Oct 4, 2002 10:46 AM
irregardlessMel Erickson
Oct 4, 2002 10:51 AM
the word, not the handle ;)
your an idiotJS Haiku Shop
Oct 4, 2002 10:56 AM
not you personally. i just love misplaced contractions.

this is my favorite inflammatory subject line of **all time**.
LOL! (nm)Spunout
Oct 4, 2002 11:10 AM
Re: your an idiotLeroy
Oct 4, 2002 12:12 PM
and that sums up the fractured malapropisms that make flames so funny.
I know you're a fractured malapropism, but what am I? nmJS Haiku Shop
Oct 4, 2002 12:14 PM
I'm not ascared of idiots (nm)Nickthedart
Oct 4, 2002 6:13 PM
Oct 4, 2002 1:57 PM
good one. I agree. Like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Don't you mean "Irreguardless?" (nm)jtolleson
Oct 4, 2002 8:35 PM
what ever!irregardless
Oct 5, 2002 6:39 AM
or separated compound words.
re: Top RBR inflammatory terms?Bruno
Oct 4, 2002 10:57 AM
I currently own an Airborne Manhattan project but I want to replace it with a Litespeed Ultimate. I have spec'ed it with a triple, a mirror and an adjustable stem. I will call Litespeed to ask about a custom fit. My rides are mostly on bike paths and I drive to them in a huge SUV. Since I started doping (and shaving) my average speed has increased dramatically but I know its really about the bike so I'll get those $2800 carbon fiber wheels.
I assume you will spec it with a Record/DA mixUprwstsdr
Oct 4, 2002 11:19 AM
No MTB pedals and shoes? nmMXL02
Oct 4, 2002 11:32 AM
#13 crankarm length (nm)OffTheBack
Oct 4, 2002 11:21 AM
Lance is such a Fred. (NM)Spunout
Oct 4, 2002 11:24 AM
Cellphone, I love my dog, drafting. nmMB1
Oct 4, 2002 11:27 AM
men in kilts, men on cellphones, men in kilts on cellphones (nm)JS Haiku Shop
Oct 4, 2002 11:31 AM
men in kilts, on cell phones, listening to Walkmansmickey-mac
Oct 4, 2002 11:34 AM
or is it Walkmen? ;-)
While rollerblading on a MUT. nmMB1
Oct 4, 2002 11:37 AM
While taking pictures with a digital camera.Spinchick
Oct 4, 2002 11:42 AM
Hmmmm... haven't seen the kilt pic in a while. Maybe time to re-post - for old time's sake.
Ouch. nmMB1
Oct 4, 2002 11:51 AM
Okay, so it's only inflammatory if you'reSpinchick
Oct 4, 2002 12:04 PM
the subject of the photograph in an unflattering position.

Really the photo documented ride reports are one of the best things about this board :-).
quit teasing and post the damned kilt pic!!! nmJS Haiku Shop
Oct 4, 2002 12:15 PM
I would if I still had it.Spinchick
Oct 4, 2002 12:20 PM
Unfortunately, it got lost in a hard drive crash.

Plus, he actually looked pretty good in it. No fun in that...
OK, then how 'bout one ofMel Erickson
Oct 4, 2002 12:48 PM
you in that Terry Commuter Skort that Team Estrogen is advertising in Hot Deals?
mel, for shame! asking mb1 to wear a terry skort! nmJS Haiku Shop
Oct 4, 2002 12:50 PM
Actually, I meant Spinchick nmMel Erickson
Oct 4, 2002 1:18 PM
Oct 4, 2002 1:08 PM
remind me of the plastic sporks they made us use at lunch in the junior high school gymnacafetorium.
Anything by Cosmically Cons. Eugene (but I secretly miss RRon).sn69
Oct 4, 2002 11:48 AM
dead wood feelirregardless
Oct 4, 2002 2:09 PM
dead wood feelPygme
Oct 4, 2002 2:44 PM
For me, any post that has the overused cliche "That being said", "having said that", or "That said."
Oct 5, 2002 9:59 AM
and starting an article with "So".
Sensitive little bastards, aren't we?
How not to get invited back to the group ride.....aliensporebomb
Oct 4, 2002 3:35 PM
Phrases guaranteed not to get you invited back to the group
ride (politically incorrect straight ahead);

"Your bike sucks. Get a Huffy."

"Clipless pedals suck. They don't even have clips anyway..."

"Yeah, I don't wear a helmet. They're for IDIOT people..."

"Those italian bikes are dumb. Who can pronounce "Ciocc" anyway?"

"Campy? Who ever wanted to ride a bike with camping equipment anyway?"

"My Magna comfort bike beats the pants off that Colnago crap any day."

"Vittoria? I go for the Wal Mart tires. They're faster than some namby-pamby tire."

"Quit messing around and start riding good. You guys are too slow......"

"Anyone got any crystal meth? I need to get ready for the ride....."

"Lance who? He couldn't be as awesome as ME on my Magna!"

Gods, horrible.
It's not about the bike... (nm)irregardless
Oct 4, 2002 3:48 PM
Oct 4, 2002 3:52 PM
It's been scientificaly designed to inflame and is 100% effective when used correctly! ;-)
By the waymickey-mac
Oct 4, 2002 3:59 PM
Relief may be on the way for celiacs who miss beer:

I'm malting sorghum for GF batch #5. It should be done in about a month.
You guys left out MotobecaneWalter
Oct 4, 2002 6:57 PM
The new Asian aluminum ones that is.

All right thinking people still bow their heads reverentially when thinking of the original ones.
how about DRAFTING?peloton
Oct 5, 2002 7:22 AM

examples- I was commuting home today, and I starting drafting off this guy on his fancy Colnago. He had the nerve to turn around and ask me not to draft. I can ride anywhere I want!!! What is this guys problem?!

I was commuting home today on my new Colnago, and I find this guy drafting off me without announcing himself. I politely asked him to give me some space, and he told me he would ride anywhere he wanted to! What is this guys problem? BTW- I threw my frame pump in his front wheel two miles down the road. Should I ask him to pay for the cost of the pump he smashed?