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If you were to make a movie of Lance's life...(30 posts)

If you were to make a movie of Lance's life...chrisbaby
Sep 27, 2002 6:51 AM
...who would you cast as Lance? Or Chris Carmichael? Or Johan Buryneel? Or Phil and Paul? Or George/Roberto/Chechu and the rest of the team (Including Kevin and Tyler)? Who am I missing?
new bloodDougSloan
Sep 27, 2002 7:00 AM
For Lance, I think you need fresh blood to be credible. I don't think a superstar would seem right.

For Chris Carmichael, Robin Williams, if you can make him look young enough. Not a comedy role, but it just seem right, given Robin's support for Lance.

For Phil and Paul, cameo roles.

Don't forget Kristin and Lance's mother. They would be essential.

Would anyone besides cyclists be interested in this?

Doug
Doug: Darva Conger=dead on Kristin Armstrong (sorry Kristin!) .nVO2_max
Sep 27, 2002 3:13 PM
My castmr_spin
Sep 27, 2002 7:02 AM
Lance: Michael Chiklis
Kristin Armstrong: Kirstin Dunst
Luke Armstrong: Gary Coleman
Isabelle and Grace Armstrong: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
Chris Carmichael: Robert DeNiro
Johan Buryneel: Cheech Marin
Phil: Stu Nahan
Paul: Pat Sajak
George: Antonio Banderas
Roberto: Justin Timberlake
Chechu: Val Kilmer
Kevin: Kevin Pollak
Tyler: George Clooney

Directed by Quentin Tarantino, of course.
oops! forgot...mr_spin
Sep 27, 2002 7:04 AM
Lance's Mom: Charo!
actuallyDougSloan
Sep 27, 2002 7:17 AM
Kristin and Lance's mom could be played by the same actress.
really?mr_spin
Sep 27, 2002 7:21 AM
I can't see Charo as Kristin! :)
I noticed that too. . .js5280
Sep 27, 2002 10:14 AM
They look a LOT alike. Not surprising though considering how close Lance is to his mother and face it, Kristin (and so is Lance's mom) is a very easy to look at. Judged by Lance's description, her writings, and through second-hand from a few people, I imagine she has a beautiful personality to match. I think the kids must have Lance's TdF metobolism during pregnacy, she's really thin now. My good friend runs into her at the gym now and then in Austin. Heading down there at the end of Oct, figure I have to run into the Armstrong's one of these trips.
actuallyPbOkole
Oct 1, 2002 5:19 AM
I was thinking that the Olsen twins would fit the parts of Linda and Kristin.....
You were doin' good.....RickC5
Sep 27, 2002 1:46 PM
until you got to Charo.
Luke= Gary Coleman LOL.........nmDave Hickey
Sep 27, 2002 7:07 AM
Oh yeah...I like that cast...biknben
Sep 27, 2002 7:31 AM
Kirstin Dunst with Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen??? HEAVEN!!!



LOL perfect! But it needs some opponents...OffTheBack
Sep 27, 2002 7:52 AM
like Christopher Walken as Jan Ullrich and John Malkovich as Marco Pantani ;-)
No, no, no. The late Sam Kinison for Bruyneel ;-)js5280
Sep 27, 2002 8:37 AM
Or any coach for that matter. GO FASTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Hincapie=Jeff GoldbumDave Hickey
Sep 27, 2002 7:05 AM
They're the same size too.
re: If you were to make a movie of Lance's life...WrigleyRoadie
Sep 27, 2002 7:31 AM
You gotta have Toby McGuire as Tyler... no question!
Is that his wife or a spectator? If wife, he beats LA in somethVO2_max
Sep 27, 2002 1:17 PM
that's his wife...mr_spin
Sep 27, 2002 1:30 PM
This is his dog:



www.tylerhamilton.com
wow! i like her and the dog better than Lances wife. lucky guy!VO2_max
Sep 27, 2002 3:07 PM
The Rock=Tammy Thomas. Sorry, couldn't resist nmDave Hickey
Sep 27, 2002 7:35 AM
lance=ben affleckrufus
Sep 27, 2002 7:42 AM
i know he can't act, but...
Marco Pantani.... TOO easyWrigleyRoadie
Sep 27, 2002 8:05 AM
Marco Pantani = Sir Ben KingsleyMaRider
Sep 29, 2002 6:28 AM
re: If you were to make a movie of Lance's life...ksly_dog
Sep 27, 2002 8:08 AM
This movie can't come out for a couple years....Mary Kate and Ashley need to be legal before they can get with Kirsten Dunst..... How about Madonna as his Mom ??
re: If you were to make a movie of Lance's life...ksly_dog
Sep 27, 2002 8:13 AM
oops this is a movie not a PORN??
Lance = Corin Nemec...Tommy B
Sep 27, 2002 8:32 AM
The best fit for Lance's part has to be Corin Nemec (known best for TV's "Parker Lewis Can't Lose", Stephen King's "The Stand", and the TV series Stargate SG-1.)

Corin has had enough acting experience to pull it off, yet he is still a relatively "fresh face" by hollywood standards, and this role could be a big hit for him. He seems pretty likeable and isn't played-out like Ben Afleck (yuck!)

You be the judge:

Lance Armstrong
Born: Sept. 18, 1971
Austin, Texas
5'-10"

Corin Nemec
Born: Nov. 5, 1971
Little Rock, Arkansas
6'-1"
Young Lance = Erik Per Sullivan (aka. Dewey- Malcolm n d Middle)js5280
Sep 27, 2002 9:44 AM
Young Lance = Erik Per Sullivan (aka. Dewey- Malcolm n d Middle)Tommy B
Sep 27, 2002 11:45 AM
Nice job, js!

Dewey really does seem to have Lance's beady eyes, impish grin...and sneakers!
Eddy Merckx = Dom Deloise (sorry, I know he's a god but...)Old_school_nik
Sep 27, 2002 12:02 PM
re: are you all crazy??!!??Akirasho
Sep 29, 2002 8:15 AM
Keanu plays all roles ala Eddy Murphy in "The Nutty Professor" or Peter Sellers in "Dr. Strangelove... or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb".

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