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Not for the squeamish or faint of heart....(16 posts)

Not for the squeamish or faint of heart....rwbadley
Sep 2, 2002 4:47 PM
I went out for my usual morning ride, full of sunshine and good cheer. Little did I know a dark cloud would soon appear.

I like to be the good natured cyclist. A 'good morning' I'll call out to others on the road. Have you ever called out a cheery salutation to a fellow rider and been returned with.... no response?

Well, I have. Today it happened, again. I decided not to let this one lie. This documentary of the proceedings that occurred is not for the squeamish or faint of heart.

Please don't judge me, I just lost control....

Here's the clown that broke the camel's backrwbadley
Sep 2, 2002 4:51 PM
Riding down Windy Hill I called out to a rider. No Response. I decided to chase, why I don't know.

Here is the clown in question. I had to chase three miles, finally caught him in a quiet neighborhood.
Now What?rwbadley
Sep 2, 2002 5:02 PM
After catching my quarry, what to do? I whipped out my frame pump. I knew it would come in handy someday.

"Dammit! I said hello back there, you dildo" I screamed.

He looked at me like I was insane. 'What do you want me to do about that?' was the response.

'Say Hi back you pri--!' I waved my frame pump at him. His eyes got wide.. NO!!!
Thankful for my tool...rwbadley
Sep 2, 2002 5:12 PM
I whip it out. Topeak alien really comes in handy.

Now, I have to admit to going a little over the top with this one.

"Say it, you bas--rd"

NO NO NO NO NO NO is all I hear from the stooge.

Last chance... then an idea. A good old fashioned scalping is in order here
Revenge is sweet; humiliation, with witnesses even better..rwbadley
Sep 2, 2002 5:20 PM
I am sorry to say this all took place in front of the poor man's house. The sobbing wife, the kids in disbelief.

Oh well, maybe a lesson will be learned all 'round here.

So, kids. Let this be a warning to you. Respond to your fellow cyclists, even if only a grunt or a belch.

The scalp you save, may be your own!
Which one is the wife? They all look pretty young! nmhayaku
Sep 2, 2002 5:50 PM
can't we all just get along?sweetbuns
Sep 2, 2002 6:43 PM
Thanks for the smile and laugh! -nmTig
Sep 3, 2002 10:57 AM
About that rider?Melvis
Sep 3, 2002 3:46 PM
Who was the rider in the photos? Sure looked like he could have been Brad Pitt's body double. Thousands of women want to know.
A local fourth street day laborer, only cost a beer for the picsrwbadley
Sep 3, 2002 4:14 PM
That WAS Brad Pitt. We spared no expense for RBR nmrwbadley
Sep 3, 2002 5:48 PM
Damn punk kids with their unnaturally colored hair. . .js5280
Sep 2, 2002 6:04 PM
and total disrespect for their elders. You did the right thing RWBADLEY. Those three little girls will thank you for what you did once they finish therapy. Keep up the good work! Ever think about getting a superhero costume?

Slow day at the office rwbadley?OutWest
Sep 2, 2002 8:30 PM
Well, if so, thank you for the laugh! :-)
no kidding (nm)ColnagoFE
Sep 3, 2002 6:56 AM
that was great! nmweiwentg
Sep 3, 2002 2:12 AM
Guess i better start saying goodmorning... nmliebejungen
Sep 3, 2002 12:19 PM