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Road Bike Review HaikuUncle Tim
Aug 29, 2002 7:14 PM
R-B-R Haiku
at a theatre near you.
Why do I read this?

Messages scroll fast,
like breading in a meatloaf.
More meat, less loaf, please!

What time do you ride?
I ride when I'm on the bike.
A silly query.

Cotton jersey? Strange.
That could hold tons of water.
Just ride without shirt.

Obligatory
posts about Tour de France
and champ Lance Armstrong.

I am impressed, too,
but pro cycling is a mess.
No more doping, guys!

Broken leg, torn flesh.
Cyclist hit by other bike.
Trying to scare me?

Other dangers, too.
West Nile virus, Lyme disease.
Relax and ride bike.

Internet purchase
Buyer needs service right now!
Sorry, Dude. Outta luck.

Isn't it the time
to bring up Martec/Airborne?
It's all the same - right!

Cyclist gets new bike.
Feels compelled to tell whole world.
I don't really care.

Component forum:
Lots of good information.
Works better for me.
lol. nmfbg111
Aug 30, 2002 4:28 AM
ditto. nmMB1
Aug 30, 2002 4:54 AM
bravo! you're hired! when can you start? nmJS Haiku Shop
Aug 30, 2002 4:57 AM
kudos in kinddzrider
Aug 30, 2002 6:26 AM
excellent haiku
formerly oxymoron
now reality
ouch, that was harsh! nmJS Haiku Shop
Aug 30, 2002 6:49 AM
GREAT!rollo tommassi
Aug 30, 2002 6:30 AM
It's good to start the morning with a cup a joe and a laugh!
re: Road Bike Review Haikuafrican
Aug 30, 2002 7:49 AM
Cool!!!!!! I get mentioned again. I love it.