|I am off so here is my Friday contribution......||african|
Aug 22, 2002 12:56 PM
|Going away for the weekend, a race Sat. and some training, so let me start the Friday banter early.
Why bicycles are better than Women...
Bicycles don't get pregnant.
You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.
Bicycles don't have parents.
Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can share your Bicycle with your friends.
Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden.
When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.
Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have.
Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles.
Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.
You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it.
If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.
If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle.
If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.
Bicycles don't get headaches.
Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.
Bicycles don't care if you're late.
You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.
If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.
|thanks afri, sent it to my wife, she'll appreciate it. nm||curtybirdychopper|
Aug 22, 2002 1:08 PM
|re: I am off so here is my Friday contribution......||sweetbuns|
Aug 22, 2002 1:17 PM
|Bicycles are wonderful...however, they will just lie there like a lazy man and women still have to do all the work.
Bicycles will not cook, clean, wash the sh*t stains out of your tightie whities.
Bicycles will not open a can of beer/soda nor bring you a glass of water when you come home from your scary important ride.
Bicycles will not clean up the vomit after you've been partying with you scary important bike buds.
Bicycles will not remind you to take your ritalin or paxil or viagra.
Bicycles will not massage your sore muscles, especially not that one important muscle that most of you guys compensate for by buying flashy bikes.
There are lots of reasons to trade your *SO* in for a biking....but in the end, nothing beats a warm body to cuddle up with in bed at night. You all can kiss my sweet @ss!
Aug 22, 2002 1:21 PM
Aug 23, 2002 6:25 AM
|"Bicycles will not massage your sore muscles, especially not that one important muscle that most of you guys compensate for by buying flashy bikes."
Despite my numerous requests, my wife tells me its not a muscle, so she won't massage it after I come home from my ride.
Aug 23, 2002 7:19 AM
|Dump your wife....if she is not into massgaing your hot dog, then get some new buns!|
|A decent helmet?||tronracer|
Aug 22, 2002 2:44 PM
|You'll need one either way.|
|You should have copied all of them||xxll|
Aug 22, 2002 2:47 PM