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Ok, it finally happened and I felt like an idiot(7 posts)

Ok, it finally happened and I felt like an idiotZonPlyr
Aug 22, 2002 4:50 AM
Went for my usual ride last night, I have a route I really like that has very few stop signs, light traffic and rolling hills with a few steep climbs. Well, as I rolled up to one of the stop signs (which happens to be at the entrance to a really nice golf course) I noticed a very nice looking woman in the car next to me. Trying to be as suave and debonair as I could be I planned on rolling up and giving her a smile, only problem, I couldn't get my feet unclipped in time, fell right over into the ditch next to the road. I jumped up and threw my arms out in the best TADA! I could muster. I don't think I have seen anyone laughing that hard in a long time. Just had to share, thanks for listening.
did you get her number ... nmafrican
Aug 22, 2002 5:02 AM
re: Ok, it finally happened and I felt like an idiotshoalin
Aug 22, 2002 5:21 AM
I'm telling you...Something about beautiful women always get you. It's happened to me on my group ride. I look over my left a beautiful women in red convertible BMW M3. Need less to say I did not look in front of me get what I just head straight in to a park Jeep Wrangle. Well my bike is almost total. Front wheel trash, broke my fork, handle bar scuff, scratch up my Giro helmet...I get broken nose from smash my face in to the spare tire of the Jeep. Not even a scratch on the Jeep...$1500 of damage on my bike...$50 co-paid for emergency room, smash you face on spare tire of a park Jeep because look at good looking chick is priceless.
Ouch. You lost your suffixs too, didn't you? (nm)Kristin
Aug 22, 2002 5:39 AM
Hee! ;-)jtferraro
Aug 22, 2002 6:31 AM
If you took your training more seriously.....shaolin
Aug 22, 2002 7:44 AM
In the art of SHAOLIN, then you would be more aware and be able to spell it correctly too.
You Blew It!jromack
Aug 22, 2002 6:43 AM
You should have pretended to pass out and hope she would administer CPR.

But you probably would instead be given CPR by some fat guy in the car behind her.