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Pantani just joined the US Marines....with our fav Sargent(7 posts)

Pantani just joined the US Marines....with our fav Sargenteschelon
Aug 14, 2002 7:16 AM
Pictures don't lie folks...Pantani figured he needed the kind of coach that can really motivate people like himself with our very own affable Sargent R. Lee Ermey from the Movie Full Metal Jacket.

When Pantani was asked by Le 'Equipe why he would do such a drastic thing, Pantani responds: "I have no motivation and have very low morale...I wish to become competitive in next season and beat the arrogant ass...Armstrong."

As you can see from this photo, Pantani has his mind elsewhere while Sarge is screaming at Pantani to give him a loud WAR CRY.
Aug 14, 2002 7:52 AM
...the sergeant is screaming for Pantani to show his war face...Aaaaaaaagh!! Pantani gives a pathetic war face to which Hartman responds "Bullshit, you didn't convince me! Let's see your real war face."
Ridiculous rumors! He joined the US Army.Ahimsa
Aug 14, 2002 8:45 AM
Not the Marines.

Here he is about to get an earful from good ol' Sergeant Hulka.

When asked about the kind of training he'll be doing for next years tour, Pantini replied, "Aaaaaaarmy training sir!".


Ulrich has joined as well.Ahimsa
Aug 14, 2002 8:52 AM
Here he is discussing diet plans with Hulka.

"In case you didn't notice, I have a slight weight problem."


LMAO! Good 'un! -nmTig
Aug 14, 2002 10:24 AM
Be kind!!! Let's leave Pantani alone......not! nmeschelon
Aug 14, 2002 8:53 AM
That guy's a foot taller than Pantani. (nm)Quack
Aug 14, 2002 12:25 PM