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"Romantic" bicycling rendevous...(20 posts)

"Romantic" bicycling rendevous...eschelon
Aug 12, 2002 8:59 AM
Ever done that?...you know, you "met someone" on some forum or some chat thing and then innocently found out that both of you liked to cycle...so you both agree to meet somewhere to go cycling. You're all geeked because here's a chance to do something that you really love with a women (or man for you "eccentric" types) who also loves to cycle.

So what I do know from the email volleys is that she is a couple of years older than me and she enjoys cycling...I simply chose not to be too forward and ask her the size of her boobs or hips or weight...neither did she...err, my male attributes. I figured, hey, I'm a young guy in great shape...I assumed since she cycled too that she was in great shape too along with not being old enough to be my mother or grandma...oh the cruel irony of life that is...

It turns out she was a couple of years older than me...but she looked like she could've been my mother. She also thought riding at 14 mph for 20 miles was an extremly hard workout...and she was a generous gal...and I don't mean the financial generousity...I'm talking alot of cushion to the pushin' gal. Needless to say, we did this recreational ride and said to each other at the end of the "date" that we should do this again soon...while I thought to myself this is the last time I will ever do this Internet crap thing...I can't say what she was thinking...cause she never called me up to do anything either. I guess Thoroughbreds and Milking Cows can't be couples.

Any of you fine gents have bad or good experiences similar?
thoroghbreds and milking cows...ROTFL!!! (nm)ColnagoFE
Aug 12, 2002 9:02 AM
What's ROTFL???????????? nmeschelon
Aug 12, 2002 9:05 AM
Reserve Officer Training For Lamas (nm)LC
Aug 12, 2002 9:09 AM
A lama once bit my sister....(nm)sn69
Aug 12, 2002 9:27 AM
My sister once bit an Emu (n/m)Steve_0
Aug 12, 2002 9:41 AM
limerick time...mr_spin
Aug 12, 2002 10:19 AM
The cadence of "A lama once bit my sister" is perfect for a limerick....

A lama once bit my sister
Although he intended to kiss her
The lama was a monk
But he was quite a hunk
????

I'm coming up blank for a last line. Was it the Dalai Lama? I'm sureyou meant "llama" but I couldn't resist.
whoopsiesn69
Aug 12, 2002 10:42 AM
you are quite correct--llama, not Dalai Lama, although I can reply in due, obscure movie quote kind to that as well:

"Gunga, gunga lagunga. So I've got that going for me."
Love 'em....here ya go.Ahimsa
Aug 12, 2002 3:08 PM
A lama once bit my poor sister
She cried, "Was that an accident, Mister?"
The lama was a monk
And my sister quite drunk
He'd attempted to kiss her, but missed her

A.
10 points for the obscure Monty Python reference! nmStraightblock
Aug 12, 2002 10:38 AM
many thanks! nmsn69
Aug 12, 2002 10:40 AM
Oh no!!! It's Bicycle Repairman!!! [nm]komatiite
Aug 12, 2002 11:31 AM
Right Or The Fing LeftLC
Aug 12, 2002 9:10 AM
Rolling on the floor laughing. NMLen J
Aug 12, 2002 9:22 AM
You better get ready for some "good" responses. (nm)onespeed
Aug 12, 2002 9:03 AM
You took the words out of my mouth..... (nm)Dave Hickey
Aug 12, 2002 9:10 AM
Keep doing it!!!Quack
Aug 12, 2002 10:56 AM
Not only is it a good chance to meet interesting women that cycle, it's also great post material for the board. I can live my 10-years married to a non-cycling woman dreams through your posts. Thanks for the entertainment. Your story is hilarious. If you'd be willing to sleep with cycling babes met through the internet and write about your experiences, you could definitely have your own website.

Ride on!
She probably told her friendsdzrider
Aug 12, 2002 11:23 AM
"I can't believe it, the guy actually wanted to ride."
A slight twist of the story line might have been nice...cabinfever
Aug 12, 2002 11:23 AM
Your story is funny, but I think it would have been better if you had "fibbed" a bit. Make it sound like a Penthouse story...
"We meet on the trail. At first, I was amazed at the size of her Camelback, but was confused why she was wearing two, and they were on her chest? Then I realized...those weren't Camelbacks!"
re: "Romantic" bicycling rendevous...shoalin
Aug 12, 2002 12:21 PM
"we should do this again soon... I can't say what she was thinking..." Well you know what she's thinking "I never come this way before, let ride some more"