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Scene Nine and a Half: Pop goes the Wheels(2 posts)

Scene Nine and a Half: Pop goes the WheelsPedalPhile
Aug 6, 2002 4:10 PM
Laura: Golly! We must be doing 95 miles per hour!

Kirk: Pedal harder!


Laura: The spedometer says we're doing 150!

Kirk: Pedal harder!

Laura: Wheres the chain?

Poof! Poof! Screech! Rowl!

(They are now in a heap on the ground at the bottom of the hill. Both their tires have blown out, but luckily the wannabe spaceman and doctor have landed in a truck full of pillows. The force of both their tires blowing out threw them into the back of the truck which they had caught up to while doing 150 mph.)

(Fade to black. Meanwhile, elsewhere in the US, Kristan and the Boxer are out on the town)

Kristan: Wow, I'm glad we got to know each other better, before I just thought you were another jerk who shadow boxed on bicycles.

Boxer: I'm not?

Kristan: No, your just my sweet little jujy fruit now. I want you to give up boxing and become a bicyclist and ride with me all over town. . .

Boxer: We need to talk....

Kristan: Now lets take a look under those bandages, shall we?

(Fade to black. Back in the Rockies in CO, a few scenes of Lance Armstrong riding up the hills.)
Meanwhile, some where in ArkansasPedalPhile
Aug 6, 2002 8:09 PM
Clinton: Too bad Hillary is running for president. I really miss having them old boobs around.

Intern: Oh, you don't like mine?

Clinton: Come here, lemme feel 'em.

(Intern lets the Ex-Pres have a feel.

Clinton: Ok, so I lied again....