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Does anyone else have buns of steel?(6 posts)

Does anyone else have buns of steel?tronracer
Aug 5, 2002 8:07 AM
Here's the true test...If you can crack walnuts in your butt cheeks then you truly have BUNS OF STEEL.
now whatmr_spin
Aug 5, 2002 8:16 AM
What do I do with the walnuts after I've cracked them?

Is that why we call that region the "crack?"
How, pray tell, did you discover your particular talent?morrison
Aug 5, 2002 8:22 AM
Reminds me of that 80's fetish 'gerbilling.' Now who thought that up? Was some weirdo just walking past a pet store when he saw a habitrial and thought, "hey, now that's an idea?"
Learned it at Hogwartsmr_spin
Aug 5, 2002 8:37 AM
I must confess, I don't have buns of steel, I don't crack walnuts in them, and I don't even like nuts. I was thinking more along the lines of "what if..."

Now gerbilling, I seriously doubt that was ever a real fad. I think it was always more myth than anything else. I mean, if it was so great, why didn't we see a huge spike in gerbil sales? Besides, gerbils have teeth, and I don't think they are going to go quietly.
I'm still trying to convince myself...Ahimsa
Aug 5, 2002 8:42 AM
...that the whole gerbilling thing was just an anti gay urban legend. It can't possibly be true, far too sick and cruel.

I'm sure plenty of "my sister's boyfriend's best friend's wife worked as a nurse in an emergency room and she said dozens of guys with rectal rodent impactions came in, sometimes three times a day blah blah blah blah" stories will be posted, but methinks it's hogwash.

Bear in mind, I'm no fan of mankind in general and tend to believe stories of depravity based entirely on my solid dislike of the species at large, ..........but this?

My reply to Tron is: The only nuts that should be anywhere near your butcheeks are the ones dangling betwixt you legs.

Cheers!

A.
I thought this was hilarious....tronracer
Aug 5, 2002 8:59 AM
A mate's gf talked him into trying to crack a walnut in his butt cheeks. As if he has a super-human gluteus maximus 'cause of cycling so much. I never tried it myself, but I laugh every time I think of the story he told, then I think...I wonder if I....

It's all in good humor