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Apropos of nothing and good night . . .(2 posts)

Apropos of nothing and good night . . .morrison
Aug 2, 2002 3:37 PM
A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a
message to her mother overseas.
When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed:
But I dont have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a
message to my mother
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
Anything? he asked.
Yes, yes, anything> the blonde promised.
Well, then, just follow me...said the man as he walked
towards the next room.
The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
Come in and close the door.. the man said.
She did.
Now get on your knees
She did.
Now take down my pants
She did.
Now go ahead.. take it out
She reached in and grabbed it with both hands.. then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered, Well, go ahead
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer...and while
holding it close to her lips tentatively said...
Hello, Mom can you hear me?

Have a good weekend, and for those of you fortunate enough to go to the race, f--- off!
Aug 2, 2002 11:21 PM
Sorry Mo, but the story doesn't do anything for me. Maybe you've been in Texas too long. Or maybe the wine tasted too good on a Friday afternoon