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rbr.com forum chicks first annual meetingSpirito
Aug 2, 2002 6:51 AM
a great succes. although it was a little hard exchanging all the tool tips in such heat. alisonhayes wasnt in attendance as there was no guys there for her to attract their attention..

you would think they would have no reason to feel threatened by the CC catalogue chick.
and here is where they parked before the rideDougSloan
Aug 2, 2002 7:14 AM
Here we go again. nmSintesi
Aug 2, 2002 7:17 AM
The scary thing is, Doug doesn't KNOW he's a dinosaur...nmretro
Aug 2, 2002 7:20 AM
we'll pay, we'll payDougSloan
Aug 2, 2002 7:42 AM
Of course, you never should have answered her . . .morrison
Aug 2, 2002 7:53 AM
Hey, she's got a pretty face..... nmNo_sprint
Aug 2, 2002 7:55 AM
Kind of do it yourself Panniers... nmMXL02
Aug 2, 2002 8:19 AM
It is officially "Lighten Up!" FridayDougSloan
Aug 2, 2002 8:34 AM
JAPANESE WISDOM....

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.

2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.

4. It is important that these three women never meet.
Or, Ancient Chinese proverb:morrison
Aug 2, 2002 8:37 AM
Good to meet girl in park;
Better to park meat in girl.
ROTFL and all that (nm)JS Haiku Shop
Aug 2, 2002 9:05 AM
and we can be self-deprecating, tooDougSloan
Aug 2, 2002 8:38 AM
LOL ;-) NmSpirito
Aug 2, 2002 7:22 AM
No, no. That pileup happenedjtolleson
Aug 2, 2002 8:19 AM
when we all rode topless past a bunch of pocket-protector dudes on their way home from Motorola.
like this?DougSloan
Aug 2, 2002 8:29 AM
Exactly! (nm)jtolleson
Aug 2, 2002 8:39 AM
Isn't that *her* car? She always parks that way! :-) (nm)ET
Aug 2, 2002 12:09 PM
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Good thing the pocket-protector dudes weren't topless.Spinchick
Aug 2, 2002 9:39 AM
Otherwise, they'd have to put their pocket-protectors in their pants.
This is outstanding!! Absolutely hilarious! (nm)DoubleK
Aug 2, 2002 8:19 AM
hey, what's she using to polish that crank? nmJS Haiku Shop
Aug 2, 2002 7:17 AM
THIS is what makes an RBR Friday special!!! (nm)gs6769
Aug 2, 2002 7:25 AM
must lose a lot of tools...mr_spin
Aug 2, 2002 7:39 AM
Drop an allen wrench in one of those big black dresses and you'll never find it!
And for the ones that flew in from out of town....Dave Hickey
Aug 2, 2002 8:00 AM
A female flight crew of course..
LOFL, but Saudis too sexist to let women fly.morrison
Aug 2, 2002 8:05 AM
.....look before you leap.firstrax
Aug 2, 2002 9:23 AM
that must piss off Rain Manmr_spin
Aug 2, 2002 10:57 AM
Qantas was supposed to be crash free!
Qantas must have a bad rep.MXL02
Aug 2, 2002 12:36 PM
oops forgot the jpegMXL02
Aug 2, 2002 12:43 PM
A whole new definition of "Panniers"rollo tommassi
Aug 2, 2002 8:08 AM
Maybe we should try to arrange an RBR Chick Weekend?

I can bring the whalebone corsets.....

That's a great shot - available as a poster??
For those who came by sea, alas . . .morrison
Aug 2, 2002 8:28 AM
their bikes could not be salvaged.
The top 10 things NOT to say at the RBR chicks meetingDave Hickey
Aug 2, 2002 8:47 AM
#10 - You look like a hooker I knew in Phoenix.

#9 - You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

#8 - If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

#7 - You look just like my mama. I love my mama.

#6 - Gross! Somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

#5 - Hey, baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?

#4 - So... is it safe to say I'm gonna get lucky tonight?

#3 - You'll do.

#2 - Wow! Are those real?

And the #1 worst opening line of all time:

"Gee, for a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much."
and on that note...DougSloan
Aug 2, 2002 9:02 AM
I think we pushed this one far enough.

No doubt we'd never be invited.

Doug
Oh, I'd invite you alright...Spinchick
Aug 2, 2002 9:37 AM
heh, heh, heh.
spinchick ... perhaps your unaware of how Doug paid for collegeSpirito
Aug 2, 2002 12:35 PM
he is pretty quiet about it for some reason .... dont know why?
damn! you gotta mark that stuff NSFWlonefrontranger
Aug 2, 2002 12:38 PM
as in NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!

:-)
Dude you must be carefulKristin
Aug 2, 2002 12:48 PM
If I get fired because you're posting that crap, I'm gonna ride my bike right down to Manhattan and kick your a$$! Okay, I'd need a month to recover first, but I'd do it! Seriously though, you guys gotta know were to draw the line on these. I could so get in trouble for that.
O-M-G you guys are KILLING me. (nm)JS Haiku Shop
Aug 2, 2002 9:08 AM
more?DougSloan
Aug 2, 2002 9:13 AM
I think I'll go home and work the remote for a while.
and for married couples...DougSloan
Aug 2, 2002 9:15 AM
actually, i have one of these. buttons are wearing off. (nm)JS Haiku Shop
Aug 2, 2002 9:18 AM
actually, i have one of these. buttons are wearing off. (nm)JS Haiku Shop
Aug 2, 2002 9:25 AM
crap, see what I miss by lurking in the Racing forum all daylonefrontranger
Aug 2, 2002 12:37 PM
agree with Spinchick, with a twist:

Why don't ALL you guys come on a ride with rollo tomassi and me... heh, heh, heh
how's it healin? (nm)JS Haiku Shop
Aug 2, 2002 12:41 PM
only if you promise to wear that skinsuit you go on aboutSpirito
Aug 2, 2002 1:07 PM
actually if you had this card and sold it on ebay you could afford a C-40 with ADA's.
'kay, here's a peepshowlonefrontranger
Aug 2, 2002 1:28 PM
I'm the one on the far right with my head turned. I'm half hidden by the official but my skinsuit is on.

About 40 minutes after this photo I highsided in Turn#2 and broke my collarbone and a rib (this was 2 weeks ago). The skinsuit is still in one piece because I refused to let them cut it off me.

Incidentally the girl 2nd from the left is sixteen years old and can kick most of your bottoms.
i guess things are the same wherever you go ....Spirito
Aug 2, 2002 2:02 PM
the Officials are always fat and in the way.

nice gam :-)

ciao
he can spank errrrrr kick my bottom anytime...nmbic
Aug 2, 2002 5:41 PM
'kay, here's a peepshowyiucycle
Aug 2, 2002 8:53 PM
you race for excel sport? in the the Pro field?
Boulder Women's Cycling Teamlonefrontranger
Aug 2, 2002 9:15 PM
and yes, in the Women's 1/2/3 field. Alison Dunlap, Mari Holden and Dede Demet are regularly seen faces 'round here. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Note the Rona and T-mobile ladies on the line with me that day.

Excel is our primary sponsor.
go girl .... keep 'em honest, keep 'em chasing. NmSpirito
Aug 3, 2002 3:27 AM