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Possibly Apocryphal -- But I Believe It(7 posts)

Possibly Apocryphal -- But I Believe ItGregory Taylor
Jul 19, 2002 9:23 AM
Riding home yesterday, I caught up with a riding buddy of mine. As we were pedaling through Alexandria, we got to talking about the wild stuff that we see on our respective commutes, and sharing "idiot driver" stories. I thought that I had a pretty good one -- a little while back, I saw a woman driving through Old Town Alexandria with an open book propped up on the steering wheel of her car. She was sneaking glimpes as she drove along. Utterly horrifying.

My friend, however, easily topped that one. He claims to have seen a woman driving through Alexandria with a leg hiked up on the dashboard as she negotiated traffic. He couldn't figure out what she was doing. Stretching? Shaving her legs? The mind boggles at the possibilities.

My friend swears that this is true....and that he actually saw it himself. Whaddaya think? Based on what I've seen locally, I'm willing to believe it.
In the process of self-gratification...rwbadley
Jul 19, 2002 10:03 AM
it's horrifying to think of what might happen when 'the moment' comes! ;-)
Either that or looking for the house keys... (nm)Gregory Taylor
Jul 19, 2002 10:05 AM
Son of the Beach tapingAllisonHayes
Jul 19, 2002 10:17 AM
Notch Johnson, the world's greatest lifeguard and the driver was buxom dumber-than-dumb blond B.J. Cummings. Always ripe with pun and innuendo, Notch is an equal-opportunity offender.

Seriously, I hope that leg was a prosthetic or that she had hand controls. Otherwise, bad manuever.
Son of the Beach tapingcapnjim01
Jul 20, 2002 6:09 AM
is there any more moving or dramatic series than Notch and his buxom budies? i am glad to find another fan on this board.
Maybe she was...jromack
Jul 19, 2002 11:32 AM
...giving birth.

At least labor pains had started and she was tough enough to drive herself to the hospital.
Looking for a date ?PhatMatt
Jul 19, 2002 12:37 PM