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Here's a discussion I heard a work today...(20 posts)

Here's a discussion I heard a work today...Djudd
Jul 15, 2002 2:15 PM
seveal co-workers were talking about their morning commute and what they eat while driving. One guy "brags" how he can eat a bowl of cereal with milk while driving. Laughs all around. I was so damned mad I could hardly sit still. No longer able to resist I jumped in to remind them that cyclists are killed and injured by this stuff and anyone that eats a bowl of cereal while driving needs to be put in jail. This broke up the festivities.
They probably didn't like being compared to cereal killers. nmAllisonHayes
Jul 15, 2002 2:24 PM
Don't be so insensitive. Holy crap I got through thatPack Meat
Jul 15, 2002 2:30 PM
with a straight face. LOL. ceral killers, that's good stuff.
Jul 15, 2002 2:24 PM
On several occasions I have followed a woman to work who, while driving down a busy 4 lane street, does her face looking into the mirror with both hands in the makeup. I don't know what she steers the car with or how she has servived this long.
maybe we should ban cereal nmDougSloan
Jul 15, 2002 2:35 PM
Nah. Why be so blunt.Ahimsa
Jul 15, 2002 2:58 PM
Let's have intelligence testing coupled with a psychological profile that determines who will be euthanized, who will be sterilized, who will get to live normally....etc.

Just kidding.

Sick in the head? Yes, but kidding nonetheless.

A. (Waiting for Darwin and Murphy to combine forces and take me out)
Nah. Why be so blunt.DougSloan
Jul 15, 2002 3:10 PM
...but we'd be the only people left! (and I dare say there are a few here that might not spare me???).

You'd be safe.Ahimsa
Jul 15, 2002 3:15 PM
We'd need a few Libertarian lawyers. You know, just for laughs.

Heh heh heh!

Pullin' yer leg chief.


A. (Watched Gattaca [sp?] today)
Hey, cereal doesn't kill people...MXL02
Jul 15, 2002 3:05 PM
well, you know the rest.
People kill.....cereal?Ahimsa
Jul 15, 2002 3:24 PM
"It puts the lotion on it's skin."

"It places the lotion in the basket."

"It stays crispy in milk."

A. ("Lucky Harms" marshmallows: Pink Abrasions, purple bruises, black eyes, blue faces, and red bloodstains.)
"People Do."PseuZQ
Jul 15, 2002 3:44 PM
pROPs to Chevron....
if cereal is banned, then only criminals will have cereal -nmTig
Jul 15, 2002 3:46 PM
"You can have my cereal....Ahimsa
Jul 15, 2002 3:56 PM
...when you pry my cold dead fingers off my spoon."

Visions of Charlatan Heston dressed as Cap'n Crunch.

A. ( was on purpose)
Get your stinkin' paws off me you damned dirty Crunchberry! -nmTig
Jul 15, 2002 5:55 PM
Jul 15, 2002 6:12 PM
"You bastards! You cut up the roof of his mouth!"

A. (Why the hell do Capn' cereals do that anyway?)
LOL... Cap'n Crunch could be used in sand blasting! -nmTig
Jul 15, 2002 6:17 PM
Jul 15, 2002 7:06 PM
Well that must have taken some courage, but...Leisure
Jul 15, 2002 10:21 PM
I hope you weren't too abrasive about it and alienated your coworkers. Responsible driving is not just in the best interests of cyclists, but pedestrians and other drivers as well. We all want to see the right changes, and hopefully for the right reasons. Seriously, I know what you're talking about!

Cereal killers! That's great!
I've seen it toogreg n
Jul 16, 2002 6:02 AM
Unfortunately, I wasn't in the right position on the road to scare the crap out of them to make them spill it.
If you don't like how I eat, then stay off the sidewalk. :-) nmDougSloan
Jul 16, 2002 6:20 AM