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Why does Tyler have a lion in his pants? Go Tyler!(27 posts)

Why does Tyler have a lion in his pants? Go Tyler!AllisonHayes
Jul 14, 2002 11:39 AM
Currently 9th, 0.53 behind the leader and just behind Armstrong who is in 8th.

Like the cowardly lion, is Tyler following the yellow brick road to capture the maillot jaune? Does he have a chance meet the Wizard? Cowardly lion or king of the jungle? How dangerous will he be in the cols? Can he overcome his injury? Is there a 1-2 finish for the USA?
b The tension mounts as the TDF creates high drama.

i After a stellar performance at the Giro d'Italia where Hamilton placed second overall and endured the remaining two weeks with broken bones, Tyler demonstrated the courage of a lion.

"For the first week after the Giro, I rested quite a bit under doctor's orders," said Tyler, "Since I hadn't allowed my shoulder any time to recover during the last two weeks of the race, it was important to take it easy for a few days and keep my arm in a sling to let things recuperate. In that time I probably lost a little of my fitness. But in the following weeks I was training at altitude in Colorado. By the time I came back to Europe I was feeling stronger every day. The shoulder has not healed 100 percent, but I do feel a lot better than I did during the Giro. Since I missed out on doing any races prior to the start of the Tour de France, I may have to find my form in the opening week of the Tour, but I'm confident I can get stronger as the race continues toward Paris."

Christ, you are still such aLazywriter
Jul 14, 2002 2:02 PM
bore and so not witty. This place needs me to stir things up because this board is dying and you all know it.
Allison, give it up and btw, Tyler H is a big, smelly, flapping pussy.
Lazy...SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(NM)merckx56
Jul 14, 2002 2:16 PM
Sniff Sniff!!!!Lazywriter
Jul 14, 2002 2:21 PM
Merckx56, you stink. Kinda like Tyler if you know what I mean. BOOHOO
SO YOU'RE CALLING ME ...merckx56
Jul 14, 2002 4:01 PM
a pussy? Next time you venture your candy-litespeed that's the wrong size-p.o.s. riding ass down to the southeast, I hereby cordially invite you to come out on a ride with me! Bring a GPS or a very detailed map, since you'll most likely be left for dead somewhere in rural South Carolina. There comes a point when you must learn to ingore things. We all understand that you don't like Allison and she doesn't care for you. Get over it and move on! You seem to have hostility problems and lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation that doesn't include foul language or that derides someone else. Remember what I told you last time you wanted to spar with me? Winning an argument on the internet is like winning the Special Olympics. It's great that you won, but you're still retarded!
The best story <b> ever <b> was the pickup redneck one you told.AllisonHayes
Jul 14, 2002 4:17 PM
It was classic! (enough said)

(The best way to get rid of flies and rats is not to feed them.)
The best story <b>ever</b> was the pickup redneck one you told.AllisonHayes
Jul 14, 2002 4:34 PM
It was classic! (enough said)

(The best way to get rid of flies and rats is not to feed them.)
Jul 14, 2002 4:43 PM
Jul 14, 2002 9:43 PM
</b>JS Haiku Shop
Jul 15, 2002 4:53 AM
</b> just trying to clear all this bold stuff...(nm)JS Haiku Shop
Jul 15, 2002 4:57 AM
ah, that's better :) (nm)JS Haiku Shop
Jul 15, 2002 4:57 AM
Jul 14, 2002 4:49 PM
What an original statement there you hillbilly. Here is a nice picture for you to save so you can save yourself some time next time.
Oh, my "ill fitting p.o.s." Litespeed fits me like a glove. I am not one of those guys who likes riding a bike 2 sizes too small. I am about 6 feet tall and ride a 57cm, what would you ride at my height a 53? Moron LOL
Jul 14, 2002 5:07 PM
dude, that picture is one of the funniest things I have ever seen!
dude .... don't let him pull your strings, eh? nmweiwentg
Jul 15, 2002 4:39 AM
What's the point of this post? nmAllen az
Jul 14, 2002 2:24 PM
Photo of lazywriter.spankdoggie
Jul 14, 2002 5:19 PM
Just so you know where he is coming from.

LOL, that is funny. I snapped this of you at the local ttLazywriter
Jul 14, 2002 5:44 PM
Now Thats The Funniest pic I ever saw! n/mBigLeadOutGuy
Jul 14, 2002 7:23 PM
lol n/tspankdoggie
Jul 14, 2002 7:54 PM
So cool thread, how does a pic and comment...rwbadley
Jul 14, 2002 7:57 PM
on a truly great racer degenerate to those final parting shots of wisdom? Wait, I think I know.

I'm glad some folks on this board are (hopefully) not in control of our weapons arsenal. The planet would be doomed in a hearbeat.
Jul 14, 2002 8:08 PM
The first post by Allison could have provoked a great debate on a truly great rider. I like him.

The good ones know when to pick and choose a flame war. One doesn't deliberately destroy a thread with potential on the first reply. Very bad form.
Jesus fu#$ing Christ,Lazywriter
Jul 14, 2002 8:32 PM
It smells like a tuna factory in here. Lighten up people.
LOL ... Damn you're easy. n/tspankdoggie
Jul 14, 2002 8:43 PM
Lazy, you're the reason they want to regulate the internet.spyderman
Jul 14, 2002 10:00 PM
Can't seem to have a civilized conversation without attacking someone? Why is that?? Don't you like your life?

Your bipolar actions really worry me.

Please seek help.
he could be quite dangerous next yearweiwentg
Jul 14, 2002 11:20 PM
but I wouldn't bet on him finishing on the podium this year. it's not that I don't like the man, it's just that there's some fairly stiff competition. and he does still have a shoulder injury, and he did do the Giro.
even if he doesn't win the Giro ever, I bet people will always remember his 2nd-place-with-broken-shoulder ride. I certainly will.
Wait... are you replying to the topic?agilis ti
Jul 15, 2002 9:19 AM
It has been so many links since I read I had forgotten.