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Does bike riding make you horny?(25 posts)

Does bike riding make you horny?ohmk1
Jun 20, 2002 8:24 AM
I'm not saying everytime I ride I get this urge. But I swear that sometimes bike riding really makes me want to ...
Does this happen to other riders? Am I normal?
FYI, I don't know if this has anything to do with it, but I do use ASSOS shorts-maybe that's why they cost a fortune?
I am trying to restrain myself here.refusenick
Jun 20, 2002 8:36 AM
Allow me ...pmf1
Jun 20, 2002 9:04 AM
Maybe you're using too much of that chamois cream.
Allow me ...Skip
Jun 20, 2002 3:37 PM
It's not the cream, but the method of application.
Yes, sometimes.MrCelloBoy
Jun 20, 2002 8:42 AM
Depends on whose butt is ahead of me in a paceline and how long the ride is.
It's not how long the ride is, but how you ride. . . nm.Mike P
Jun 20, 2002 9:05 AM
Um, that could be taken a few ways. Hmmm... (nm)Kristin
Jun 21, 2002 5:40 AM
No, but my saddle asked me for my phone number once ...(nm)Me Dot Org
Jun 20, 2002 8:47 AM
BAH! HA! my best laugh o' the day ...(nm)Iseemo
Jun 20, 2002 9:14 AM
No, but my saddle asked me for my phone number once ...(nm)taar44
Jun 20, 2002 9:54 AM
Did you give it your phone munber??
No, but my saddle asked me for my phone number once ...(nm)colker
Jun 20, 2002 10:00 AM
"it" was active not passive.if you know what i mean...
Had sex after the Terrible Two in 1999!MrCelloBoy
Jun 20, 2002 10:14 AM
No problem with prostate pressure. Everything worked!
Of course. But so does watching grass grow. (NM)mikebikr
Jun 20, 2002 10:28 AM
14% club?brider
Jun 20, 2002 11:11 AM
I remember an old poll from Bicycling Magazine, and the results came back that 14% of the responders said they'd had sex at the rest stop of a recreational ride (century or whatever). I heard after that some people were going around with "14% Club" stickers on their helmet mirrors.
What does cycling & golf have in common?AllisonHayes
Jun 20, 2002 12:10 PM
I can see it now: SAG Stops Overrun w/Oversexed Cyclists

b Golf Course Prostitution Raid in Norco Leads to 6 Arrests Police: Owner of the site says a tournament sponsor brought in the women and his employees'had no connection' to events.

Authorities arrested six people early Saturday morning, hours after raiding a Norco golf tournament that allegedly offered romps with prostitutes inside tents set up on the greens.
re: Does bike riding make you horny?No_sprint
Jun 20, 2002 11:42 AM
There a ton of stuff much better than a hot and naughty session with a cat 1/2 ladyracer after a good hard Parker road race or some other nasty crit.
You dolt.jaybag
Jun 20, 2002 11:52 AM
Do you bring sex into everything? Arent you missing your MTV right now?
Now, hang on just a dog-gone minute...rideslikeagirl
Jun 20, 2002 12:01 PM
I'm getting the impression that post-ride sex is **optional**?!?!

You mean to tell me that my dear husband has been feeding me a load of crap for three years??

"Oh yeah, baby - we HAVE to do it. Ya know - to clean the pipes and all...EVERYONE knows that! Medical fact, blah, blah, blah..."
"Clean the pipes." That's rich. (nm)Sintesi
Jun 20, 2002 12:13 PM
I'm 18 and a male. What DOESN'T make me horny? nmempacher6seat
Jun 20, 2002 12:19 PM
Margaret Thatcher in a thong?? nmrideslikeagirl
Jun 20, 2002 12:24 PM
ooooo, baby! nmrwbadley
Jun 20, 2002 1:36 PM
Whaddya mean? Thacher's a babe!empacher6seat
Jun 20, 2002 9:01 PM
ok, I almost made myself throw up on that one!
Sorry, Janet Reno in a thong does it for me! 'nm'Juanmoretime
Jun 21, 2002 2:22 AM
Laura Davies. Yuck. nmNo_sprint
Jun 21, 2002 8:18 AM