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Would you recommend EPO for my wife if she wants to race(9 posts)

Would you recommend EPO for my wife if she wants to raceRepulsiveRonPruitt
Jun 18, 2002 10:23 AM
Is it her only hope?
From how you described her earlieronespeed
Jun 18, 2002 10:27 AM
maybe a stomach stapling first would be more in line.
Real Hopegrzy
Jun 18, 2002 10:31 AM
Maybe she'll recognize your posts, divorce you and take up with semi-pro racer who likes her for what she is and has a much bigger schlong.
Jun 18, 2002 10:49 AM
Not if you get me to coach her! :D

Have her email me at Nick@PodiumBound.CA. Or if you want to win every arguement you ever have with her you can email me then give her the program pretending you wrote it. Then when your wrong you simply say... haven't I done a good job or coaching you??? And well you'll have a better shot of at least changing the center of attention away from how you messed up.

Nick Corcoran
PodiumBound.CA Inc.
Have you considered Kraft Dinner?RoyGBiv
Jun 18, 2002 10:54 AM
Yesterday afternoon I ate a whole box of it, cooked el-dente (sp?) and with a touch of milk, and had a good, strong ride, later in the evening.
Double R, P, question for you.No_sprint
Jun 18, 2002 11:15 AM
Where could you get EPO? How would you administer it to her?
How about liposuction?MXL02
Jun 18, 2002 12:02 PM
Maybe she could ride a stationary bike to power the vacuum. You know get the problem coming and going.
A nice thick layer of Assos should do the trick. nmrideslikeagirl
Jun 18, 2002 1:13 PM
A gallon of vodka and a paper bag might help???hayaku
Jun 19, 2002 3:04 AM
Ohhhhhhh, was that too harsh? Sorry.