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Do women blow snot rockets?(15 posts)

Do women blow snot rockets?tronracer
Jun 11, 2002 4:40 PM
Here's the update for anyone who cares. I got my mom the Cannondale R500. I told her she's a cyclist now (teasing) so she has to learn how to blow a snot rocket. She said, "never in a million years, that's disgusting." So my question is, how many women feel this way? You can't just stop to blow your nose and sometimes it just keeps building up. What do you do?
My mom tries to...JBurton
Jun 11, 2002 4:53 PM
but her rocket lacks proper fuel. She isn't enthusiastic enough and her rocket usually explodes on her jersey.
Jun 11, 2002 5:02 PM
My wife doesn't, but my daughters do. As a matter of fact, I first heard the term snot rocket from a woman.
The ones I ride with do (nm)grandemamou
Jun 11, 2002 5:29 PM
Yes (nm)simstress
Jun 11, 2002 5:39 PM
I see plenty of women do it, but I agree with your mom (nm)jtolleson
Jun 11, 2002 5:41 PM
Been practicing;only hit my shoulder 50% of time now! (nm)theBreeze
Jun 11, 2002 6:08 PM
surprise, surprise -- they fart too!bianchi boy
Jun 11, 2002 6:16 PM
women are just better hiding these things
I hereby invoke my right against self-incrimination (nm)jtolleson
Jun 11, 2002 6:32 PM
re: Do women blow snot rockets?cp123
Jun 11, 2002 8:05 PM
'course we do! but in our club - only if you're at the back of the pack. its not done while you're at the front for obvious reasons. otherwise, the bit on the gloves between the thumb and the first finger is the way to go.
After much resistance...MelMo
Jun 11, 2002 10:33 PM
I thought it would never happen, but after a bad allergy season, I have embraced the snot rocket. It makes me feel delightfully ladylike ;)

re: Do women blow snot rockets?PhatMatt
Jun 12, 2002 4:59 AM
My wife absolutly hates them. But then she just started cycling a week or two ago. I think this may change.
Jun 12, 2002 6:28 AM
My wife does. Both on the bike and on horseback.

Profusely. nmrideslikeagirl
Jun 12, 2002 7:29 AM
Yes, but they're called mucus filagree...Me Dot Org
Jun 12, 2002 7:39 AM
There is a story (probably apocryphal) about a reporter who went to interview a contestant at the Miss American Pageant. The contestant was rehearsing a dance routine, and as she toweled off, said to the reporter "Sorry I'm sweating so much".

One of the Pageant officials overheard the comment and admonished the young woman:

"Horses sweat, men perspire and women glow!"