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Okay, so I'm wandering past a deli in a little strip mall(26 posts)

Okay, so I'm wandering past a deli in a little strip mallbill
May 30, 2002 12:09 PM
in Arlington, Virginia at lunchtime today. I see a bike leaning against one of the tables that catches my eye. Bikes here are nothing unusual; a bike path runs right behind the place, and people often stop to grab a sandwich and a drink (great sandwiches!). There's a bike shop right next door, to boot.
But it's a nice looking red Waterford, Dura Ace, clean. I also notice that the chain is on the big ring and smallest cog, meaning either that the rear wheel was just mounted on the bike, which seems unlikely, or that the rider is just a plain monster, because the area is fairly hilly, with lots of short steep inclines, which is more likely. That's right, Mr. Holmes, monster rider in for a sandwich.
The other thing I notice is that the owner has her name stenciled on the top tube. I look, and the name rings a faint bell. Now, I'm not a fan's fan, but the Clarendon Cup Race is in Arlington this weekend, and I'm thinking that the name must be familiar because the rider is a pro whose name I should know. The big ring and all confirms it, right?
I half think that I should poke my head into the deli and see what there is to be seen. But then I think, nah, uncool. What am I going to do, oogle?
So, when I get back to the office, I do a google search. Turns out that the name IS a name I should know, and she is, indeed, a pro. But not a pro cyclist.
The name? Jenna Jameson. Porn star (I've been listening to too much Howard Stern).
My brush with greatness. Nice bike, too.
Oh, sure. Blame Howard Stern! :-) nmrideslikeagirl
May 30, 2002 12:25 PM
re: Okay, so I'm wandering past a deli in a little strip mallThoth2
May 30, 2002 12:26 PM
I guess she needed a foot long wiener after her work out.
Thoth
Judging from what I've heard,look271
May 30, 2002 1:41 PM
Jenna would probably prefer a tuna melt over a weiner, if you know what I mean.......
(trying to hide amusement) ;) nmnamir in SoCal
May 30, 2002 2:07 PM
That's bad. LOL nmLen J
May 30, 2002 2:07 PM
ANOTHER homophobic JERK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (nm)Alexx
May 31, 2002 5:06 AM
Nobody cares if you're gay Alexx get over it NMtronracer
May 31, 2002 5:28 AM
Get over it, Alex.look271
May 31, 2002 9:36 AM
I was merely stating, in a humourous way (you DO know what humor is, don't you?), that Jenna prefers the company of women. I was not making a moral or any other kind of judgement. BTW-some of the best people I have known(some of them gone now), have been gay, so BACK OFF.
OK, I'm guessing The Italian Store for the Deli.djg
May 30, 2002 12:33 PM
And it's just too cheap and easy to guess the sandwich.
I have very mixed feelings about this experience. Here I am,bill
May 30, 2002 12:45 PM
thinking, nice bike, when there's a real honest-to-goodness porn star just a few feet away that I am never going to get another chance to see in her little biking shorts. All the while I'm wondering whether she's with Saturn or whatever.
You know? Although I never would have noticed the bike had I not been into cycling, I never would have been confused about who the f*ck Jenna Jameson was, either, and I would have thought up some excuse to go in there. Or, what am I saying; no excuse at all. No excuse necessary -- she's a PORN star, for crissakes.
What excuse did you need Bill?djg
May 30, 2002 1:03 PM
You go in, you buy a sandwich, or maybe some pasta for the house, and you see what you see. Never heard of her myself, but I barely have the strength to watch regular cable these days. I'd like to think they'll put her picture on the wall with the other famous customers--maybe in between Sandra Bullock and Nino Scalia.
yeh, Willard Scott and Jenna Jameson, mugging over a salami. nmbill
May 30, 2002 1:09 PM
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I dunno about Willard, but as for Jenna and a salami....Ahimsa
May 30, 2002 2:44 PM
Ah......fooled ya, you randy bunch of weasles.

A.
That is the name of the bikeLowend
May 30, 2002 12:41 PM
The Rider wants to ride Jenna Jameson.
ditto that's his ride ;)cyclopathic
May 30, 2002 1:10 PM
it could be but....rtolle
May 30, 2002 2:23 PM
it sure made a hell of a story! And for anyone who doesn't know Jenna Jameson check out your local video store. It will be well worth the trip.
Yep. Lowend is on the mark.Ahimsa
May 30, 2002 2:40 PM
Not that much of a stretch for a rider to name his "other woman" after ol' Jenna.

I doubt the real deal Ms. Jameson rides a Waterford.

I think that what with Drunkcyclist.com having a huge fascination with the porn star in question, it is more likely that you came across a frequent visitor of that site.

http://www.drunkcyclist.com/index1.html

(WARNING: NOT EXACTLY WORK SAFE)

Cheers!

A.
big ring/little cogrufus
May 30, 2002 2:59 PM
and i would assume the rider left it that way so anyone with the bright idea of hopping on and riding off with it would end up falling over, giving him plenty of time to run out and nab him.
Great Idea, Thanks NMLowend
May 31, 2002 5:52 AM
Okay, so I'm at Disny World and...PMC
May 30, 2002 6:49 PM
I was with the family and In-Laws at Disney World and saw Ron Jeremy with two bimbos, one on each arm, strolling through MGM Studios theme park headed for the Tower of Terror. Of course I had to point it out. The wife was not impressed with my classic porn knowledge what so ever.
. . . no accounting for taste. nmbill
May 30, 2002 7:12 PM
nm
Same time next week?hayaku
May 30, 2002 8:33 PM
Only this time I bet ya go in for a "roll" and something... "hot and sweet" to perk you up.
At least you have a line of introduction. "Wow!... Nice bike! Do you wanna go for a ride with me?!!!"
Good luck, may the force be with you.
M.
Harry Reems. Real estate agent in town. Go figure. nmBrooks
May 31, 2002 8:54 AM
Annette Screws, a lady at work, go figure....nmchopper
May 31, 2002 10:15 AM
That's nothing...Ahimsa
May 31, 2002 3:50 PM
Used to work with an Amy May....our coworker was Kathy Will.

Customer? Barbara Fuchs.

A.