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Speaking of flatulence, this should ignite some discussion(27 posts)

Speaking of flatulence, this should ignite some discussionAllisonHayes
May 30, 2002 7:47 AM
You boys just be careful where you let it go, you here?
re: Speaking of flatulence, this should ignite some discussionRadicalRonPruitt
May 30, 2002 7:49 AM
Poor man. It is ashame what king of freaky things can happen to good and decent people.
RRP; tested non-neg. and back from the Giro? (nm)Crankist
May 30, 2002 9:14 AM
I have no response to that. ;-) nmDougSloan
May 30, 2002 7:49 AM
Boys? Are you insinuating girls dont? (nm)Paul
May 30, 2002 8:54 AM
guys sweat; gals perspireAllisonHayes
May 30, 2002 9:06 AM
you figure it out :)
guys sweat; gals perspirecomedy-tragedy
May 30, 2002 9:40 AM
Yeah, and women don't sweat, belch or fart -

Therefor they have to bitch or they'd explode
Interesting theory; here's another one for you guysAllisonHayes
May 30, 2002 10:52 AM
I heard that guys use about 10k words per day while gals are way above that. So, by 5pm the male has done all his talking for the day while the female is just getting started.

So, once guys have used up all their words for the day, all they can do is belch & fart. :)
It's all about efficiency. (nm)FooBar
May 30, 2002 11:36 AM
Interesting theory; here's another one for you guyscomedy-tragedy
May 30, 2002 11:38 AM
Hence the constant late night bitching......

You crack me up Alison. Keep it up.
i hate when women say guysishmael
May 30, 2002 2:08 PM
Makes me want to slap'em on the ass and call'em galls
Superman had x-ray vision...spyderman
May 30, 2002 10:33 PM
It's our biological defense mechanism at work...

Back in High School we perfected it with farting & belching contests...

Now we deploy it whenever Women say things like "What are you thinking?" or "Does this make me look fat?"...etc.

(It could also be a bi-product of the massive beer drinking we have to do in order drown out the constant chatter of our better halves???:o)
re: Speaking of flatulence, this should ignite some discussionohmk1
May 30, 2002 8:54 AM
I find any chick that searches for flatulence related items, rather intriguing
this was emailed to me todayAllisonHayes
May 30, 2002 9:04 AM
kinda coincidental don't you think?
Coincidence?.......or the all-encompassing hand of fate? (nm)Crankist
May 30, 2002 9:09 AM
Yeah, butMel Erickson
May 30, 2002 12:47 PM
the person who emailed it to you obviously knows you ;)
Better him than me!!! nmBikeViking
May 30, 2002 11:00 AM
re: Speaking of flatulence, this should ignite some discussionBikeViking
May 30, 2002 11:05 AM
Actually, I just remembered an incident rom my misspent youth! I was at my bachelor party and a bunch of us were drinking (key ingredient to stupid guy tricks). The "lighting farts" topic came up and we all thought it was an urban legend. So one of my buddies cranks one off with a flicked Bic in the "area" and it lit!! So now we ALL had to do it. When my turn came around, I alos wanted to see my result, so I was sitting in a chair, looking between my legs an lit my fart. That sumb!tch practically exploded!! I nearly lost my eyebrows!!

I have since given up on fart lighting
I can't believe you guys sit around & do this stuffAllisonHayes
May 30, 2002 11:20 AM
Ah, reminds me of the "Blue Flame Club" at Imperial Beach!Tig
May 30, 2002 11:29 AM
Back in the early 80's a bunch of hard-partying surfer buddies in Imperial Beach, CA were so intrigued with lighting their own, they decided to give themselves a name... I never found out what became of them. Most likely they got tired of replacing their surf shorts!
Ah, reminds me of the "Blue Flame Club" at Imperial Beach!comedy-tragedy
May 30, 2002 11:41 AM
You mean you've never heard them called "Blue Dart Specials?"
this is a pretty common rite of passage i've found (nm)ColnagoFE
May 30, 2002 12:37 PM
And what does this have to do with cycling??? nmAllen az
May 30, 2002 11:52 AM
Does anyone care to explain it to Allen? nmAllisonHayes
May 30, 2002 12:06 PM
You've never heard of a Blue Angel?Barnyard
May 30, 2002 5:40 PM
At one time I used to call my college dorm room the "Blue Angel Club" cause a roomate of mine was so intrigued with igniting his farts. We used to lay around after dinner assuming the blue angle position. Often someone would assume blue angel position (on back with legs spread lighter in one hand other feeling for anus) but be unable to squeeze the gas out. We called that stagefright and heckled those parties. As I remember the ultimate goal of the Blue Angel Club was to someday see a woman perform a Blue Angel. Allison, maybe that could be you?
I'll take a pass on this one :) (nm)AllisonHayes
May 31, 2002 4:58 AM
Allen, this refers to post: "passing gas etiquette & club rides"AllisonHayes
May 31, 2002 4:57 AM
"passing gas etiquette and club rides" Posted by: ohmk1 May-29-02, 05:40 AM
ohmk1 "passing gas etiquette and club rides" 5/29/02 4:07pm