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Bumper stickers I recall seeing(31 posts)

Bumper stickers I recall seeingAllisonHayes
May 1, 2002 6:47 AM
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

My kid had sex with your honor student.

I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself!

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

CAT----- The Other White Meat

I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed-----What More Do You Want?

Remember My Name------You'll Be Screaming It Later.

What are some other ones?
seen on a car in D.C. a few years ago...merckx56
May 1, 2002 6:58 AM
hey hillary, shut up and redecorate!
Be Interesting or Shut Up128
May 1, 2002 7:03 AM
ok,ok, sorry, geez...

"Red Sox: World Champions 1919"

"Keep low performance people out of High performance cars"

"Keep Off Road vehicles off road"

ps: would never put them on my car. Except occasionally the "share the road with bikes" one....And then ONLY on the glass, out of rear view view etc....
Isn't that Poser talk,elviento
May 1, 2002 8:22 AM
except in a car context? You thought poser/fred discussion is only for cycling.
"Question Combustion." (i'll leave the answers to you) -( ; - ] nm128
May 1, 2002 8:40 AM
re: Bumper stickers I recall seeingjc66502
May 1, 2002 7:39 AM
Seen on the back of a jacked-up Dodge 4x4 "mudder" pick'em up truck: "The 3 G's: God, Guns, and Girls"

You should have seen the mullet on the gentleman driving.
re: Bumper stickers I recall seeingIcefrk13
May 1, 2002 7:59 AM
Saw this one on a Jeep in Moab this kast weekend

If you can read this PLEASE turn me right side up.


New York, Paris, London and Moab
re: Bumper stickers I recall seeingcomedy-tragedy
May 1, 2002 8:00 AM
So many cats, so few recipies.

You'll find your cat under my tires.

I love cats. They make great target practice.

And the one guaranteed to offend at least everyone......

Nuke a gay whale for Jesus.

(Sorry to the cat lovers out there)
re: nuke...JS Haiku Shop
May 1, 2002 11:11 AM
i don't believe i've laughed uncontrollably in a long time.

Evergreen, CO: "Osamayomama" - great! (nm)wulf
May 1, 2002 8:39 AM
My favoritegregario
May 1, 2002 8:56 AM
Jesus is Coming Look Busy!
On the back of a Harley rider...RoyGBiv
May 1, 2002 8:58 AM
If I'm doing a wheelie, something's gone terribly wrong.
On the back of a Harley rider...merckx56
May 1, 2002 11:43 AM
how about "if you can read this, the bitch fell off!"
On a Suzuki Samurai: "Back off, man! I'm a Scientist!" (nm)Me Dot Org
May 1, 2002 9:09 AM
Two yesterday,12x23
May 1, 2002 9:13 AM
"It's only kinky the first time" on an old VW Rabbit, and on an old p'up truck, "Coon Hunters for Christ."
On a 65 Caddy...........Len J
May 1, 2002 9:29 AM
As a matter of fact, I DO own the road!

Save a tree. Wipe your ass with a spotted owl. Idaho (NM)mikebikr
May 1, 2002 9:35 AM
When Evolution is Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will EvolveGator
May 1, 2002 9:56 AM
Dead Kennedys, I think.
I got a shotgun for my wife. Best trade I ever made! nmMike P
May 1, 2002 10:29 AM
I miss my husband, but my aim is getting better! (nm)Me Dot Org
May 1, 2002 12:06 PM
keep honking. i'm reloading. nmJS Haiku Shop
May 1, 2002 11:12 AM
Horn Broken -- watch for finger! nmGlowBoy
May 1, 2002 12:26 PM
I love my country. I FEAR my government. (nm)Humma Hah
May 1, 2002 3:16 PM
Friends don't let friends ride junk.Ken of Fresno
May 1, 2002 7:58 PM
It was a freebie from some online bike shop when I ordered a bunch of bike stuff. Pretty cool, I thought.
May 1, 2002 8:44 PM
Friends don't let freinds buy bikes at Mike's Bikes

Saw this on the back of a pickup in the Bay Area
re: Bumper stickers I recall seeingcp123
May 1, 2002 9:03 PM
Do not overtake overturning vehicle
re: Bumper stickers I recall seeingsushiken
May 1, 2002 9:20 PM
Bad donut!!!!
I may be fatLI Biker
May 2, 2002 4:37 AM
I may be fat, but you are ugly, and I can loose weight.
P.E.T.A - People for the Eating of Tasty Animals (nm)EpicX
May 2, 2002 5:46 AM
"All Generalizations Are False" nmDougSloan
May 2, 2002 6:46 AM
Visualize Whirled Peasgrzy
May 2, 2002 9:25 AM
Got that one on my van plus, the windsurfing standard for when you show up to sail and it's *really* windy: