|i have the slightest saddle sore...what should i do||ishmael|
Apr 25, 2002 5:44 PM
|i got it from being unhegenic(sp) but now its too late, what should i do...im looking for the instant solution, ive given it a day rest here and there and it hasnt gone away, im willing to take drastic messures, i want to ride tomorrow..i havent made the effort to look for it yet but i know its there, stabbing me with a pin prick every once in awhile..feel free to correct all spelling errors|
|Wait until it turns into a big, festering boil||mickey-mac|
Apr 25, 2002 6:48 PM
|and then tell us all about it. ;-) Actually, I just ride through the damn things. It hurts for about the first 5 to 10 miles in the saddle and then goes numb after that. I won't correct your spelling errors, but I will politely suggest that you wash your shorts more frequently.|
|didn't you have an epic carbuncle a few months ago? dood,||bill|
Apr 25, 2002 6:51 PM
|wash your shorts.
Go to CVS and get some Bag Balm. No, not that bag; it's for cow udders, but it works so well on diaper rash they sell it to yuppies (like moi) at CVS in the city. The stuff works wonders (it's a sulfa drug, make sure you're not allergic).
Then, repeat after me:
Use chamois cream.
|use the udder stuff during riding or after?..||ishmael|
Apr 26, 2002 5:16 AM
|I wouldn't necessarily use Bag Balm exclusively after the||bill|
Apr 26, 2002 6:13 AM
|problem is gone (but certainly use it until then). How much/how often? I'm not really sure, but I'm telling you, the stuff works. BAD diaper rash gone overnight. It's a petroleum jelly-based, goopy stuff. It's also an antibiotic that I have to believe is stronger than your average homeopathic remedy. After your problem is gone, use mentholated chamois cream. I really don't know how good an antibiotic menthol is really, but it is supposed to be a natural antibiotic. Anyway, the real point is for lubrication and a layer of protection between you and your humid, stinky dirty shorts.|
|didn't you have an epic carbuncle a few months ago? dood,||Dave Hickey|
Apr 26, 2002 6:34 AM
|If you have a feedstore around, buy the Bag Balm there. You can buy a tub of it and it will last a lifetime. I bought a huge jar of it for $4.99. Woman are using it to reduce bags under their eyes. Neiman Marcus sells a 2 ounce jar for $25.00. Go figure!|
|maybe it's rust - stop riding in the rain - nm||MJ|
Apr 26, 2002 12:27 AM
Apr 26, 2002 5:09 AM
|re: i have the slightest saddle sore...what should i do||mackgoo|
Apr 26, 2002 3:28 AM
|Hey, didn't you have this problem last year?|
|yup..but last year was worse...im a dirty guy nm||ishmael|
Apr 26, 2002 5:14 AM
|answers sucked last time, didnt learn thing except clean more nm||ishmael|
Apr 26, 2002 5:30 AM
|Doesn't seem like you learned even that! nm||Len J|
Apr 26, 2002 5:44 AM
|A Poem For Ishmael -- Not Haiku||Gregory Taylor|
Apr 26, 2002 9:31 AM
|Ishmael! Oh Ishmael! Please wipe your butt!
Your backside is festering,
You unhygenic nut.
Maybe a bidet, or some more toilet tisse,
And those pimples on your rump
Would no longer be an issue.
So please clean your a$$, and leave us in peace
We're really not interested
In the state of your crease.
|LOL Bravo, Bravo. nm||Len J|
Apr 26, 2002 9:45 AM
|Well done! .. nm||Softrider|
Apr 26, 2002 9:52 AM
|as(s) the last haiku was about his frank, here's some arse 'ku..||JS Haiku Shop|
Apr 26, 2002 10:10 AM
|quarterly sore arse
ishy, please consider this:
wash your shorts often!
leave the crusty shorts behind
crustys on behind
likely cause of blistered arse
petri dish in shorts?
one H and one O
use hydrogen peroxide
after every ride
better yet, try this:
wash arse, wear clean shorts, then ride
ishy, don't worry
'til both sides even when sit
with wallet one side
and, for Gregory
nice poem, good show, i say!
please keep them coming...
|I like the "East meets West" synergy here...||Gregory Taylor|
Apr 26, 2002 10:27 AM
|Young Ishmael's tail
Proper subject for Board? No!
Seat of consciousness
Is his bicycle seat. Ho!
Must talk about butt
Think your thoughts above your waist
And don't be an a$$
|lol NM||JS Haiku Shop|
Apr 26, 2002 10:32 AM
|Hilarious!! But seriously, Ishmael...||dsc|
Apr 26, 2002 1:18 PM
|You've been riding for how long? If you're anything other than a stone-cold newbie, how in the hell is it that you don't know the basics of hygiene and using chamois cream????|
|yes i know||ishmael|
Apr 26, 2002 7:29 PM
|im supposed to wash my shorts and use slime but i get lazy and the slime is expensive and annoying to use...so i end up in the same situation again, but i still dont know whats best to do now, i guess ill keep riding and see what happends...|
|yes i know||dsc|
Apr 26, 2002 8:37 PM
wash your shorts and stop grossing people out, man!
|thanks...i now know everything possible nm||ishmael|
Apr 27, 2002 8:14 AM