Apr 22, 2002 5:01 AM
|Subject: World War III
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that President Bush and Sec. of State Colin Powell sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor!! What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III (Three (3))."
And the guy says, "World War Three? Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman? Why kill a bicycle repairman?
Bush grins, turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart a$$? I told you no one would worry about 140 million Iraqis !!