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Hair Shorts - Erradicate this evil(8 posts)

Hair Shorts - Erradicate this evilmikebikr
Apr 16, 2002 12:19 PM
Thanks to JS Haiku Shop I've spent too mush time thinking about hair shorts today (see post about keeping the group female friendly below) A rather vividly descriptive term for the plight above my lycra tan line. Anyhow I'm certain some other male leg shavers are also faced with this dilema. Where do you stop? Razor stubble in the groinus erectus region can't be fun. How do you keep ladies from puking when you drop your pants to reveal your shorts? Of course some ladies might be able to offer some asistance as well.
I have a solution!Ahimsa
Apr 16, 2002 4:46 PM
Stop shaving your legs.

Cheers!

A.
Shave all the way upspeedisgood
Apr 16, 2002 6:18 PM
I personally find it ironic that people stop shaving at the edge of the bike shorts. When I crash, I usually slide on my thigh and tear up the whole side of the thigh and some of the buttisimus. Since I feel one of the main benefits of shaving is to make crash clean up and follow up care easier, I shave all the way up my legs. Insides too, just to make it look nice.
Wax 'em babyriney
Apr 16, 2002 6:46 PM
Head to the local beauty parlor. Preceed the trip with a vicadin and a beer and BAM...problem solved!!!
Yep.Ahimsa
Apr 16, 2002 7:10 PM
'cause there's nothing a beauty parlor employee likes more than a hairy drunk on prescription meds stumbling in off the street mumbling about "gettin' my legsh waxshed."

Hope they do a Brazilian on ye.

Cheers!

A.
bad image... bad image... !!! n/mWannabe
Apr 17, 2002 6:46 AM
Here's a bad image for youTurtleherder
Apr 17, 2002 6:53 AM
O.K., so you shave all the way up the leg in the front. But what about the anterior portions? Do you shave all FOUR cheeks in the morning? Or do you have hair briefs instead of hair shorts?
Yeah, hair Speedospeedisgood
Apr 17, 2002 7:36 AM
That about sez it all. Before big dates, I also take care of the scote ;)

"There's something about a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, really. I suggest you all try it . . ."--Dr. Evil