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deep thoughts...way deep...ok, not so deep, but haiku...(3 posts)

deep thoughts...way deep...ok, not so deep, but haiku...JS Haiku Shop
Apr 8, 2002 5:35 AM
before your next ride
empty seatpack stuffed with crap
replace patch kit glue

check true on both wheels
saturday's fast 30 slowed
rear rubbing on brake

check brakes, not squishy
it's hard to stop on a dime
if brakes worth five cents

remove, clean cassette
quick job with park lockring tool
only takes minute

check chain wear with tool
or ruler if so inclined
extend drivetrain life

wash headwear and gloves
wash shorts, and please check for holes
draft OK, moon BAD

change those helmet pads
nothing worse than stinky head
(please don't flame for this)

early season push
but don't push too hard, lest ye
need recovery

daylight savings time
now i ride after work, too!
if only this knee...
great job! destined to be a classic.theBreeze
Apr 8, 2002 7:40 AM
Ever thought of publishing a book?
At least a submission to Bicycling MagazineMe Dot Org
Apr 9, 2002 9:59 AM
Top 10 Cycling Haiku Tips - of course I have a hunch they balk at the ideal of actually paying someone to write for them.