Mar 13, 2002 9:02 AM
a) is an expatriate of Mother Russia who was forced to work in a Siberian Ti tubing factory for a potato and a small cup of vodka per day.
b) is the disowned "black sheep" son of an American Ti tubing manufacturing tycoon trying to win back his trust fund access by "defending Dad".
c) is a member of the "Ti Tube Manufacturers Union of America" as is made grossly apparent by the numerous decals on his American pick up truck.
d) stormed the beach at Normandy so that all of us could ride American Ti.
e) recieved a "bad touch" during childhood from a drunken Russian uncle who worked at a Ti tubing plant.
f) is clinically obsessed with defending American ti against the "Ruskies", and sleeps with a revolver under his pillow in case "The Reds come a knockin'."
g) got beaten regularly buy Ti tube wielding Russian classmates while living in Moscow during his teens because of his lisp.
h) is just nuts about fine American titanium and loves to express it publicly.
i) is just plain nuts
j) all of the above...and then some.
A. (I got the Devil in me)
|b, c, e, f, g, i in no particular order! (nm) that's funny!||merckx56|
Mar 13, 2002 9:36 AM