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Thankfully today I finally had exorcism performed on bike(4 posts)

Thankfully today I finally had exorcism performed on bikeBarnyard
Feb 20, 2002 7:41 PM
There was something wrong with my bike, evil spirits. But thank God my friend Ned knew someone who could help. He knew this old spiritual bike guru, Kissel. He told me stories about how this guy could true wheels with a piercing glance, and bike exorcisms were his specialty. Ned had one done, and his old 105 hubs have not loosened even after 12 years and 25000 miles. Also his wheel set is still running remarkably true. I could not believe how his bike problems went away, just like that. Even his 15 year old free wheel is still spinning freely. So after having to deal with problems like, headset loosening, grease disappearing from hubs, cones loosening, clicking and creaking sounds everywhere, I finally laid out the 100 dollors for this bike exorcism. And now I could not be happier with my bike. It is working better than ever before, and I'm happier than ever. If you have problems with your bike, don't take it to a shop. Take it to someone who performs bike exorcisms. I guarantee you'll be much happier with the results.
re: Thankfully today I finally had exorcism performed on bikeWoof the dog
Feb 20, 2002 8:21 PM
or better yet, learn the exorcism yourself.

what do you expect me to tell you anyway?

Woof, the evil dog.
re: Thankfully today I finally had exorcism performed on bikeCherry1
Feb 21, 2002 5:51 AM
does this guy bare a strange resemblance to a Kosmo Kramer
Oh, and one other reason for bike exorcism.Barnyard
Feb 21, 2002 6:44 PM
From the time I started cycling, I've always been plagued by bad grease. You got to hate it when you're cycling along and you smell that foul odor of grease gone bad coming from your hubs. I've read many other posts from those also afflicted with bad grease. Brother, I sure do know what you're talking about. When all else fails, an exorcism is the only way to go.