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brunette colorado cyclist model(38 posts)

brunette colorado cyclist modelfloridaphred
Feb 1, 2002 6:19 AM
It is just me or is the brunette that models in the colorado cyclist catalogs ( normally pearl izumi clothing) the best looking, best
built female you have ever seen. My god she is easy on the eyes. She may be a "clothing model" but at least she knows enough about cycling to clip in. YUMMY
re: brunette colorado cyclist modelCrankist
Feb 1, 2002 6:35 AM
Funny, I noticed her too and thought about posting a Defcon 1 alert also. But even more intriguing:
Is it me or are both Peggy Hill AND Marge Simpson really growing more radiant and lovely with each passing each day?
Mike
P.S. My wife will be back from her trip today.
re: brunette colorado cyclist modelIncline
Feb 1, 2002 6:49 AM
The new catalog also got a second look from me too! Colorado's model's were more than radiant and lovely. They also left me with a desire to ... ride and also buy something from this catalog.

The Style Man says you don't get women by riding. These pages certaintly blur the lines.
do you mean guy or girl????naff geezer
Feb 1, 2002 7:08 AM
they also blur the lines of believable writing too

page 49 of their early spring 2002 catalogue. the page heading is LUBES, CLEANERS.

item # H had me wondering who writes this stuff.

it reads "TOMMASINI Carbon Chainstay Protectors. Be the envy of your friends and keep your bike looking new with Tommasini's faux-carbon chainstay protectors".

my friends would laugh their heads off. how stupid does CC think some of their catalogue readers are.

but speaking of the brunette in CC catalogue - how comfortable would the shimering aqua shorts she is wearing on page 22 actually be and how come us guys dont get that same fabric?
Reminds me of an Old Joke about a traveling salesman....Len J
Feb 1, 2002 8:14 AM
who used to put a picture of Elanor Roosevelt on the nightstand in the hotel. When she started to look good, He knew it was time to go home!

Len
You sexist pig ...pmf1
Feb 1, 2002 6:48 AM
I only wish Performance would take their lead.
Ha!ColnagoFE
Feb 1, 2002 7:22 AM
Yeah Performance usually features actual cyclists--farmers tans and all. Excel also is guilty...usually using Boulder locals and people that work for them. Not all are model; material IMO.
I dunnopmf1
Feb 1, 2002 7:57 AM
I thought that young woman on the latest Excel cover was pretty hot.
The Excel cover girl at least LOOKED like a cyclist -NMTig
Feb 1, 2002 8:09 AM
She IS - it says she is a sprinter from New Zealand. (nm)RhodyRider
Feb 1, 2002 9:13 AM
yeah...I said not ALL their modelsColnagoFE
Feb 1, 2002 9:30 AM
Nobody really gnarly looking mind you, but the Colorado cyclist models definately look nicer though to be honest you'd rarely if never see some woman looking like that out riding in full makeup. At leat Excels look like (and usually are) real cyclists.
Get a grip, guys. Wait! You already have one!!!nm
Feb 1, 2002 7:25 AM
My wife looked at the CC catalogue tooPaulCL
Feb 1, 2002 7:33 AM
And mentioned that no endurance athlete could have a chest like that models'. I do love her in those shimmering blue shorts - I'd follow her for miles.

Yes, ladies, I am a pig.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought thatDave Hickey
Feb 1, 2002 7:52 AM
I was thinking the same thing. I got the catalog on Monday and the first thing I noticed with the model. She is one beautiful model.
Great minds think alikeMel Erickson
Feb 1, 2002 8:12 AM
Got my catalog yesterday and she certainly caught my eye!
Thought the same thingLLSmith
Feb 1, 2002 8:43 AM
I looked at it Wed. night and remember thinking the same thing.Makes me want to ride more so I can get in better shape. I specifically remember one of the models had pretty big triceps.
Good thing it's winterSpinchick
Feb 1, 2002 9:15 AM
or you guys would end up with flies in those gaping mouths of yours :-0.

Now, I need a copy of this catalog to show hubby. Maybe if I told him that women who cycle look like that I could get him on the bike too. Hey, whatever works...
oops! we're busted guys..................(nm)Dave Hickey
Feb 1, 2002 9:44 AM
you mean this one....?gregg
Feb 1, 2002 9:47 AM
vs. this one...



Hmm...tough call.
Is it this one?Tig
Feb 1, 2002 9:50 AM
I haven't received a CC catalog yet, so I'm guessing this is her. Hopefully she is modeling summer clothing as well!
*oink*
re: brunette colorado cyclist modelSienfeld
Feb 1, 2002 9:52 AM
But,but,but, she gas "man hands" NM
Sorry guysElaine
Feb 1, 2002 10:13 AM
That's Loretta Lamarck and she doesn't play on your side of the field.
do you have to tell us that?slow-ron
Feb 1, 2002 10:18 AM
Thanks for ruining this thread! We can dream can't we?
Which one?Troyboy
Feb 1, 2002 1:16 PM
The Excel girl or the CC girl? Certainly one of us manly man could turn her around? LOL
Burst my bubble... Now I have to cancel my trip to ColoradoDave Hickey
Feb 1, 2002 1:24 PM
I'm going to Colorado Springs in two weeks. You sure know how to ruin a good fantasy
Sorry guysgregario
Feb 1, 2002 1:56 PM
I'm going to be a complete pig here and say that if you mean the Excel Sports cover "girl" then I'm not surprised, she kind of "looks" like she plays on the other team. Not that there's anything wrong with that!! The Colorado Cyclist model is a babe.

Now i'm in trouble.
You wishStarliner
Feb 1, 2002 4:59 PM
Elaine is full of wishful fantasy too, guys. Don't believe a word she says. Lust on, bros, these babes are hot
face it guys (and gals?)...Dog
Feb 1, 2002 3:49 PM
Any gal that rides, especially who rides seriously, is put way up on a pedestal by all us serious cyclist guys. Isn't all of our ultimate fantasy either that we can meet and/or date/marry a serious cyclist, or that our present "other" become one? To be able to share our passion with someone is very important to us. (Not to mention that cyclists, almost by definition, are going to be in great shape.)

So, we trip over our tongues at the first site of a woman cyclist. You've heard of "beer goggles"? I think there are "bike goggles," too.

Fantasies are somewhat safe, I suppose. If only Pamela Anderson, Yasmine Bleeth, or Erika Eleniak rode...

Doug
Pamela Anderson?!!?!??Ahimsa
Feb 1, 2002 4:29 PM
Gimmee a break! You think that anatomically correct blow up doll is a bona fide hawdie? Yer smokin' crack Dog.

Hose that silicon freakshow down and millions of American males would watch their fantasy swirl down the drain.

She's got more paint and space age polymers than Lance's Trek. Yuk.

Now Latetia Costa on the other hand....Viva la France!

Cheers!

A.
so what you are saying...Dog
Feb 1, 2002 4:40 PM
So what you are saying is that if she rode by in a skinsuit, you'd not bother looking? You wouldn't lock up your tires and cause a crash behind you to be the first to help her with a flat tire on the side of the road? You wouldn't run into the back of a parked car craning your neck to see her pass you coming the other way? Let's be honest.

Sure, I'll take a "real," bona fide, genuine woman over Pamela any day. Can't say I wouldn't look, though.

Doug
so what you are saying...Ahimsa
Feb 1, 2002 4:49 PM
Doug said:
-Let's be honest.

Okay.

-If she rode by in a skinsuit, you'd not bother looking?

Only to laugh.

-You wouldn't lock up your tires and cause a crash behind you to be the first to help her with a flat tire on the side of the road?

Nope.

-You wouldn't run into the back of a parked car craning your neck to see her pass you coming the other way?

Nope.

She's hideous mate. A real hose beast that one. Gnarly as my Grandad's burlwood cane.

I'd toss her a tube and roll along. Same as I'd do fer anybody else.

Then again, I go for the punkish messenger gals with pink hair and fixed gears. Grrrrowl. Phony baloney twits are as attractive as a bucket of dung.

Cheers!

A.
so what you are saying...Ahimsa
Feb 1, 2002 5:03 PM
Doug said:
-Let's be honest.

Okay.

-If she rode by in a skinsuit, you'd not bother looking?

Only to laugh.

-You wouldn't lock up your tires and cause a crash behind you to be the first to help her with a flat tire on the side of the road?

Nope.

-You wouldn't run into the back of a parked car craning your neck to see her pass you coming the other way?

Nope.

She's hideous mate. A real hose beast that one. Gnarly as my Grandad's burlwood cane.

I'd toss her a tube and roll along. Same as I'd do fer anybody else.

Then again, I go for the punkish messenger gals with pink hair and fixed gears. Grrrrowl. Phony baloney twits are as attractive as a bucket of dung.

Cheers!

A.
She's a cyclist . . . she has great wheels! (hee hee hee) nmmorrison
Feb 1, 2002 5:49 PM
no serious cyclist could honestly say that pamela is HOT..naff geezer
Feb 1, 2002 6:29 PM
because its plain to see that she would have to have serious spacers or a super high head tube so she could ride more upright than is aesthetically approved due to her funbags and knee clearance. not in my paceline, baby.

i am sure that all the bikes that are in the gallery of this very site that are ridiculed by all and sundry for their long steer tubes/headset spacers belong to women with large or enhanced breasts.

or are there really that many poseurs with flash bikes that still cant bend over in a real riding position or figure out their right frame size...nah....its coz of them titties :-)

now martha stewart on the other hand is a real cyclists hottie...ooooh dont get me started
just fyicollinsc
Feb 1, 2002 7:31 PM
its laetitia casta.

do not misspell the godess' name.
Speaking from experience, be careful what you wish for.....nmMB1
Feb 1, 2002 5:47 PM
Maybe I'll take Lance down and pin her up?(NM)James
Feb 2, 2002 10:26 AM
re: brunette colorado cyclist modelThe Lone Cyclist
Feb 3, 2002 9:54 AM
Forget the babes, check out their bikes...yeah, sexy!

The Lone Cyclist rides again.