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roadbikerskittenbreath
Dec 25, 2001 8:00 PM
ok, why do roadbikers shave their legs? is it for racing, and if so, do you have to be good? they look like pussies, if you ask me, i was just curious
Merry Christmas! (nm)mickey-mac
Dec 25, 2001 8:16 PM
nm
Bah-humbug! ...... ;)CT1
Dec 26, 2001 6:36 AM
Hey Mike

Did Santa bring ya any cool parts? Did you get your little ones a training bike??? :)

good rides
JohnG
Bah-humbug! ...... ;)mickey-mac
Dec 26, 2001 8:49 AM
My sister-in-law brought me a nice Giordana jersey from a shop in NYC. She got the size right, and it actually looks all right. That was the only cycling-related gift this year. However, I did get some cash that will be used for bike gear: really exciting stuff like a new bottom bracket for the rain bike and new socks. I enjoyed the chainsaw photo.
Bah-humbug! ...... ;)CT1
Dec 26, 2001 11:02 AM
I actually cut up a corvette once with a chain saw!! No kidding. I wish I had pics to send to NCRS.

ride on
JohnG
Answer this first.Dog Breath
Dec 25, 2001 11:03 PM
Why does your boyfriend shave his butt?
Answer this first.kittenbreath
Dec 25, 2001 11:42 PM
yeah, doesn't everyone? hey dog breath, is that underwear or feas?
re: roadbikersjswhern
Dec 26, 2001 6:47 AM
Same reason women do, because they want to !! Ever travel to Europe and see women with hairy legs ? You might educate yourself all cultural issues aside.
you by definition of your name are a pussy (nm)Fed Up
Dec 26, 2001 8:42 AM
re: roadbikersmorey
Dec 26, 2001 11:52 AM
OOOOH! It feels so good! You like the word PUSSY! you must be one?
I'm gonna get smacked for this...Geof
Dec 26, 2001 12:37 PM
I like shaved pussies, actually....:-)
Watch out for the claws before you shave em though (nm)Gerry h
Dec 26, 2001 1:42 PM
I'm gonna get smacked for this...morey
Dec 27, 2001 4:29 AM
I like them too! Maybe Kittenbreath has one?
re: shaving legsguido
Dec 26, 2001 6:11 PM
The greater to kick your ass, Kittenbreath.

Slick legs slide through the air better. Regular shaving toughens the skin against abrasions and weather. Lots of hot women really dig shaved legs, Kittenbreath. They show off those bulging quads we work so hard for. They feel really nice when your girl is giving you a post-ride massage.

Ptooey. Any more questions?
re: shaving legskittenbreath
Dec 26, 2001 9:29 PM
"ptooey?".....did you just attempt to spit on me? what the hell is that about?! "slide through the air better?!" come on, just pedal harder, you jack ass. and what's this about "showing off those bulging quads we work so hard for"....just ride your bike for yourself, not to impress "lots of hot women"....you would think they would like you for you, not your legs...though, maybe that's all you have to offer, you cock-ass!
re: shaving kittensWoof the dog
Dec 26, 2001 10:49 PM
ever done it?.............with a chainsaw?

who is more psycho now? Bhuahahahahaha

Don't bother replying.

Woof the shaving dog.
re: ptooeyguido
Dec 27, 2001 8:33 PM
Well, I keep forgetting, not every good ole boy chews tobacco. That's a sign of masculinity here in de Souf. No offense intended. I meant it as an aside, as I'm sitting here with a plug in my mouth, and spit in a cup to punctuate the point. Arabs also spit alot to make points during bargaining sessions.

In real life, I'm just a wimp, like you, but I have to admit the chicks like my quads.
re: ptooeykittenbreath
Dec 27, 2001 9:38 PM
oh, ok..that's cool...i spit on arabs these days to make a point...

wimp out
Hey KittenbreathDaniel H.
Dec 26, 2001 10:51 PM
If you have ever crashed on the road at a decent rate of speed, you will end up with road rash. The road rash is painful enough without having to pull out all of my leg-hair every time that I have to change the dressing on the wound.
Hey Kittenbreathkittenbreath
Dec 27, 2001 8:19 AM
ok, makes sense, though do you also shave your arms as well, since they would more than likely turn into raw meat when you spill?
Hey Kittenbreathjswhern
Dec 28, 2001 4:42 AM
pretty sad that you worry about the opposite sex shaving their legs. I am sorry to say that sex does not determine whether you can shave your legs or not. Adjust your dogmatic attitude, learn how to speak without profanity and stop shaving your pitifull pistons and see what kind of feedback you get from onlookers.
but, to answer your question,guido
Dec 28, 2001 9:12 PM
Yes, a great many pro cyclists shave their arms, too. Marco Pantani even shaves his head. Greg LeMond used to shave his chest. Guess it made his HRM work better.
Hey KittenbreathDaniel H.
Jan 1, 2002 11:10 PM
I would but I usually won't come down on any part of my arm but my elbow and That isn't a very sensitive part of the body. I haven't had much trouble taking bandages off of my arms, and therefore I do not shave my arms.
Legs just get it the worst and so it just makes sense, for a kind of preventitive damage control