|Cyclist attacks||Woof the dog|
Nov 5, 2001 6:00 PM
|How do you deal with an overly eager cyclist?
Well, the method is pretty simple: when they are in your rightful territory, try to intercept the insolent bastards from behind. Thick bushes are great for a surprise throatgrip. A sure way to take the prey down is to aim for the front wheel with your side and you will have a nice piece of shaved leg for breakfast!!!!
Woof the dog.
|LOL.... like mace my little furry friend! ;-) ..........nm||CT1|
Nov 5, 2001 6:40 PM
|Here ya go, boy! Fetch!||Me Dot Org|
Nov 5, 2001 8:45 PM
|I gotta nice Ford Explorer with your name on it!|
|re: Cyclist attacks||Ray Still|
Nov 6, 2001 11:00 AM
|Well chalk one up for Mr. Woof. Yesterday on my ride came to house were dog always comes after me sure enough here he comes I'm going about 24mph on fixed gear bike put hand down to grab water bottle to squirt the doggie like always instead of getting the water bottle stupid ass me put my finger right into my front wheel blood shooting out everywhere. basically ripped my finger apart. Well we will try it again today and see what happens. If I can get my stupid finger to stop Bleeding.
|May I taste your blood please?||Woof the dog|
Nov 6, 2001 6:43 PM
|May I come by and lick blood off your torn finger some time tomorrow? Or you could chop your whole finger off and send it back to me! I think I may know the pooch who caused you to tear your finger (I will contact him and give him more pointers). Ever notice how dogs gather around you when you bleed?
Woof the Drug-ula.