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Conversations from the Fred board(13 posts)

Conversations from the Fred boardpeloton
Oct 19, 2001 1:20 PM
A small sample of the conversations on this week's 'fred' board

-My bike says that if I spend any more time with my wife, I can't ride it any more.

-Here is a picture of my stoker, who carries an umbrella and doens't ever pedal. Why am I so tired?

-Flaming guy has a small p----. Flaming guy makes fun of people here because he has no life. Flaming guy never stand up to people in real life.

-Limericks or Haikus (the fred version of campy vs shimano) there once was a fred from nantucket....

-I was going to go for a ride through Afganastan, but they started bombing it. I'm going to piss and moan about politics instead here......

-I'm convinced that I have a saddle sore, but it's really herpes. My girlfriend is NOT happy about this. Would putting ice on it make it go away?

-Here is a picture of grz mowing his lawn. Are push mowers really better than riding mowers for staying in cycling shape?

-Man, I could like, outride Lance because he only can win one race a year. I won the whole Fat slow guy criterium challenge, and I can win all year long. Rider x is also better than Lance because....

-Wow, look at this board. Here is a social commentary on the socio-political undercurrents of the roadbikereview community. Can't we all just get along?

-My bar tape doesn't match my Rabobank jersey. Should I sell my bike because of this?

-Catbreath says that Italian steel rules!

Disclaimer- Sorry guys, I was bored. Intended only in fun for the humor impaired.
LOL (quietly) nmJs Haiku Shop
Oct 19, 2001 1:27 PM
just cuz your borednm
Oct 19, 2001 1:30 PM
why bore us
LOL. Made my afternoon! (nm)Jon
Oct 19, 2001 2:43 PM
Still...grzy
Oct 19, 2001 3:22 PM
He got you to read the whole thing!!

You must be really bored to read something that boring. Or are you just naturally bored?.;-)

Actually, your post really bored me. Face it - you have to allow someone to bore you, just like being taken advanatge of. Have you tried smoking - I hear it really helps with being bored.
Still borednm
Oct 19, 2001 3:29 PM
You put more energy in getting bored with me than I did being bored with the TWO of you.
Still bored? Then shutup and go ride!Tig
Oct 19, 2001 3:48 PM
Not meant to be a flame but good solid advice. 10 out of 10 in here will agree. (4 out of 5 doctors as well) It has to beat sitting in front of your 'puter flaming people behind an anonymous name like "nm".

I'd practice what I preach, but the riding part will have to wait until Saturday morning.
You shut up you boring bore! I'll teach you to ride!Fred The Dread
Oct 19, 2001 4:02 PM
Me and nm practice on my home computer all the time. I have literally DOZENS of cycling related computer games. Not to mention the Playstation games my Mom bought me for my birthday. I can out ride you any day of the week. Monday. Tuesday. Wendsday. That day that comes next after Wendsday. And even Satrady too. Hah!

Fred the Dread
Still bored morenm
Oct 19, 2001 4:34 PM
Those numbers are too large for me. Bored more than ever now.
What is "numbers" mean?Fred The Dread
Oct 19, 2001 4:41 PM
Are we talking about things that I don't like again? Stop using words you know I don't understand! Just because I don't have a life doesn't mean you get to talk about yours like it is so great. One day I'll leave this room and then I'll show you all. One day I'll ride a real bike. One day my Mom will let me have my TV back. One day I'll figure out how to turn off these website security things and go back to surfing fetish porn and you will miss me. I promise.

Fred the Dread
Jane saidnm
Oct 19, 2001 5:12 PM
2. 3. 49. 5. 77. Dick said be wise young man. Spot is alseep on the couch.
Jane saidFred The Dread
Oct 19, 2001 6:23 PM
I'm done with Sergio. He treats me like a rag doll. She hides the television. Says "I don't owe him nothin'."

"But if he comes back again, tell him wait right here for me. Try again tommorow."

"I'm gonna kick tomorrow."

2.3.49.5.77.whatever.

Spot can bite my @ss, Dick.

Fred the Dread
Spot is too busy dreaming to be bothered by Frednm
Oct 19, 2001 9:34 PM