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friday haiku?(17 posts)

friday haiku?raboboy
Oct 19, 2001 9:47 AM
Been a long week at work. Looking forward to some weekend riding. It is going to be beautiful in the northeast.

Hmmm, a nice haiku to start the weekend would be lovely.
aha! one of the few times i've seen haiku bait 'round here...nmJs Haiku Shop
Oct 19, 2001 9:51 AM
that's better than flame- or jail-bait, yes? :) nmraboboy
Oct 19, 2001 10:06 AM
few better than jail bait. wait, did i say that out loud? nmJs Haiku Shop
Oct 19, 2001 10:08 AM
yew axed fer it: board in review HAIKUJs Haiku Shop
Oct 19, 2001 10:11 AM
dog in the doghouse
though it sounds appropriate
it's unfortunate

personal posts, these
as should be, community
don't like it, don't click

all solved with beer quote
"time isn't wasted when you're
wasted all the time"

all this talk of cliques
brings me back to high school days
GOD, I HATED SCHOOL

some choose to ignore
ishy butt malady posts
i've grown to enjoy

my bestest haiku
loosely based on ishmael's butt
royalty issue?

haiku gear mashing
sounds like i have legs of steelj
more like warm plastic

return of music posts
happens in trainer season
solution: LOUD music

songs that stick in head
aha! twelve days of christmas
I forgot lyrics

who's in hotlanta?
I need my arse kicked on bike
around thanksgiving

s-chick goes public
posts pic of chick from hiding
about stinkin' time!

mb1 kilt pic
i'm still hurting from that one
what doesn't kill you...

you breathe nose or mouth?
i'd breathe through ears if i could
i'm o2 junkie

all in all, i won't
join in ishy politic
way too far off course

otherwise, j-ku
most enjoy ku-ing about
ishy's butt problems
you rock. ever thought of publishing these? :) nmraboboy
Oct 19, 2001 10:24 AM
show of hands: who'd buy RBR-based haiku book? >;-) nmJs Haiku Shop
Oct 19, 2001 10:34 AM
I'd pay $8.34. nmSpinchick
Oct 19, 2001 10:37 AM
I have $6.17 in my pocket right now, I'd part with that. :) nmraboboy
Oct 19, 2001 10:40 AM
now all i need is $819.49 plus printing and shipping expenses NMJs Haiku Shop
Oct 19, 2001 11:06 AM
me...lonefrontranger
Oct 19, 2001 10:00 PM
If I ever get done buying Colnago and Campy bits...

:)
haiku response to spinchick's 'accent' postJs Haiku Shop
Oct 19, 2001 10:21 AM
review of spinchick's
review of our board accents
so, now brace yourselves:

mb1, duck tales
the hunt for red october
one-speed connery

ishy like latka
alt ego vic ferrari
who is his simka?

dino district shark
j-ku thought him taller yet
spin city mayor

kristin as darma?
j-ku finds her less flighty
and likely shorter

my dog correction:
brother on "judging amy"
not leo, west wing

j-ku not connick
been told i've neutral accent
unlike southern kin

j-ku quandry end:
should ask 12x23
heard me talk for hours
limericks OK?tarwheel
Oct 19, 2001 10:45 AM
There once was a guy from Philly
Who went by the name of Ishy
He got a boil on his bum
That makes him go numb
While the rest of all get queasy

There once was a guy from Fresno
His mistress, a C-40 Colnago
Which his wife didn't like
And said: it's me or the bike
So now he's a fan of Domingo

There once was biker, Spinchick
Who decided to share a pix
But little did she know
It would cause such a row
That Fred would give her the nix
Good one :-). Did I get the nix? I hadn't noticed... nmSpinchick
Oct 19, 2001 10:51 AM
nice! nmJs Haiku Shop
Oct 19, 2001 11:01 AM
limericks OK?dzrider
Oct 19, 2001 12:54 PM
Spinchick looked o.k. to me
At least from the parts I could see
So don't sweat the trolls
Or the grouchy a$$holes
'Cause the kid is as cute as can be!
there are a bunch of creative people hereDog
Oct 19, 2001 1:23 PM
I'm impressed. Since I can't do poetry or fiction (all left brained, I guess), it's all very awesome to me. You guys crack me up with not only your creativity, but perception, too. It's amazing, and very entertaining.

I think JS H should be granted title of "Board Muse/Laureate/Jester" or something.

Thanks. This is a refreshing lift from the other Board-om. (see I made a pun)

Doug