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nether region still unhospitable(22 posts)

nether region still unhospitableishmael
Oct 19, 2001 8:26 AM
there was once a zit like thing but it left and i started to ride again and then after a few days i ended in an even worse situation ...everything is red,itchy, and it bacteria or fugus or what..ive tried anti-bacteria soap, jock itch spray (didnt do anything), alcohol (ahhhh),gold bond powder,cortisone cream, lots of fresh air, and most importantly i havent ridden in days..i dont want to have to go see a doc and get antibiotics if i can help healthy and yound and want to ride in this great cool weather but i cant because of a silly rash..its also ruined my sex life but thats an issue for another forum
Seriously, enough already. Go to a dermatologist.RhodyRider
Oct 19, 2001 8:33 AM
You don't need to skeeve us all out with this nonsense any more, ok?!?
It's punishment for anti-American attitudesDog
Oct 19, 2001 8:36 AM
good oneWoof the dog
Oct 19, 2001 8:50 AM
Do i sense some pro-american sarcasm in "I am just kidding!!!"? Just kidding.

don't be stupid ishy, go see a doc you foolish boy.
seriously - see a docDog
Oct 19, 2001 9:12 AM
stay off the saddle and see a doc; I looked at my cycling medicine books, and they say that if these persist over a week, seek medical attention; likely need lancing and/or anti-biotics
It's punishment his intolerancedennis
Oct 19, 2001 9:26 AM
Yeah and your God, Limbaugh, is going deaf because of his intolerance!

aggghhhhhhh! yet another disclaimer! :-) (nm)ET
Oct 19, 2001 11:41 AM
could be ANTHRAX!!!!! (nm)Rusty McNasty
Oct 19, 2001 8:41 AM
i strongly recommend writing in large caps.9WorCP
Oct 19, 2001 8:49 AM
admit it, you've tried everything else. you have the fugus. the fugus amugus.
have a cat or dog lick it, or try mud. nmcioccman
Oct 19, 2001 8:52 AM
If he were a dog or cat, HE COULD LICK IT HIMSELF!!look271
Oct 19, 2001 2:24 PM
What a picture. Yuck.:-0
Go to a doctor and find out what it is and how to treat it. (nm)bikedodger
Oct 19, 2001 8:57 AM
Also try adjusting your saddleChen2
Oct 19, 2001 9:03 AM
so that more of your weight is carried on your sit bones. Maybe raise the rear of the saddle.
Stop wearing leather pantsTylerman
Oct 19, 2001 9:11 AM
Where do we draw the line between cycling issue and personal issue? I'd rather read about someone's divorce than have to consider this guy's skanky crotch...

Sorry, this guy's misery is just funny and I'm bored. Please don't think less of me...
could be herpes or syphilliswebMD
Oct 19, 2001 9:17 AM
re: nether region still unhospitabledug
Oct 19, 2001 9:22 AM
For gods sake go see a doctor and quit filling the forum up with graphic descriptions of your saddle sore. (not to mention your political points of view) If you truly do have a sex life, I pity your partner as you are one strange dude....
is there a doc in the forumishmael
Oct 19, 2001 9:44 AM
im going to post a pic so i can get a free diagnosis..
Did you try hornet juice? nmcioccman
Oct 19, 2001 9:24 AM
sounds like yeast or fungal. go to doc. get lamisil AT. nmJs Haiku Shop
Oct 19, 2001 9:32 AM
ps. that's an oral anti-fungal. five days, it'll be gone. nmJs Haiku Shop
Oct 19, 2001 9:33 AM
whatever you've got requires an industrial strength remedybill
Oct 19, 2001 11:40 AM
but these are some of the funniest posts in many moons.
Not you Ishy. Well, you, too, but I think you know it.
BTW, at this point, you have to know that nothing over the counter for humans is going to work. If you're really intent on sharing this with hundreds of your closest friends but not your doctor, try Bag Balm. Generally available at pharmacist's, it is for raw cow udders but has provided relief to many a mangy-butted infants, and has saved their parents from social services. The sh*t works.
If that doesn't do it, you have got to go nuclear.
It is called syphilis...stay away from bad $hitMatt
Oct 20, 2001 8:28 AM
One of the noticable syptoms of it is a big juicy chancre sore on your sack. Go to the doctor and get a will take care of it. PS Try a condom next time!