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Ishmael, how is your a$$ zit doing? (nm)(8 posts)

Ishmael, how is your a$$ zit doing? (nm)Woof the dog
Oct 11, 2001 1:15 AM
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Did this really need to be asked? (nm)Fredddddd
Oct 11, 2001 7:09 AM
It was more in the groin area wasn't it..(nm)vanzutas
Oct 11, 2001 7:24 AM
thank you for your concernishmael
Oct 11, 2001 8:58 AM
ive been sulking after the attacks i got for my last post about how i think the US kinda sucks, but im over it now that you have been so warm...the zit is gone! but now my frank is red,itchy and sore, but im using lever antibacterial soap and gold bond powder now so things are getting better...ive decided that shorts that are too baggy and bunch up are the culprit..im thinking of even buying a small from voler to see if i can squeak into it...not that the medium are really too big but the tighter you can get the better i think..
obligatory a$$-zit follow-up HAIKUJs Haiku Shop
Oct 11, 2001 10:00 AM
woofy, check your facts
zit was on ishy's groin, not
a-two-dollar-sign

glad to hear it's gone
but concerned about your "frank"
i've some suggestions

first, can we discuss
what is meant by the word "frank"
is this term, or name?

funny, chose "lever"
name of soap to use on "frank"
but i shall digress...

red, itchy and sore
try post-shower hair dryer
follow with powder

or take own advice
cover self with vaseline
scary, effective

perhaps itchy "frank"
caused by lack of vaseline
but red and sore, too?

have you called voler?
they likely have suggestions
for red, itchy "frank"

ultimate answer
ish, keep both hands on keyboard
or one on your mouse

ishy, please don't sulk
if topics stick to cycling
attacks you won't see!

otherwise we risk
picture, mb1 in kilt...
damage my psyche!
obligatory a$$-zit follow-up HAIKUishmael
Oct 11, 2001 12:29 PM
frank bad, beans ok
beautiful day, ill ride
frank can heal fri, sat

must eat big for ride
frozen linguinni my fav
must try forget frank

smother the butter
get every nook and cranny
ooo feel it tingle


i miss old posting
campy or buy shimano
ooo fun every time
nice! :o) NMJs Haiku Shop
Oct 12, 2001 4:48 AM
maybe you should cut it offWoof the dog
Oct 11, 2001 10:33 PM
with a razorblade. Why do you need it anyway - all this extra weight. No?