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So, what kinda bike should I get?(6 posts)

So, what kinda bike should I get?rrralf
Sep 30, 2001 11:11 AM
Dear Billy joe Bob

, I'm writting this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your Pa read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 minutes of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to
send you the address because the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to
change their address. This place is really nice. I even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well, though, Last week
I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain, we haven't seen it since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last
week; the first time for three days and the second time for fourdays. About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle
Bubba said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father
out. Your sister had a baby this morning,but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The
baby looks just like your brother. Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he
fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated; he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a
pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back,
they drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

So, what kinda bike should I get?

Your Favorite Uncle
Stop making fun of us here in W.Va.! (nm)mja
Sep 30, 2001 2:13 PM
Ummm, is this supposed to be funny?jtolleson
Oct 1, 2001 9:04 AM
poor attempt, I think, or troll (nm)Dog
Oct 1, 2001 9:10 AM
Definetely a troll. nmSpinchick
Oct 1, 2001 9:41 AM
get one without wheelsRusty McNasty
Oct 1, 2001 11:35 AM
because I done hear that yer cousin Daisy May had a mis-carriage last week. Maybe the wheels from thar'll fit'cha reel good?
Did I tell y'all thet last week I wint to the doctor? He told me to bring in a stool sample, an' I was up half th' night carvin' the durn thang on Uncle Jethro's lathe!