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Photo Caption Contest(46 posts)

Photo Caption ContestTig
Sep 27, 2001 10:18 AM
From this year's Vuelta A España, Stage 14, Tarragona to Vinarós. I can think of many fun captions/titles to this photo. Let's hear yours! Um, we better keep it PG-13 or lower rated though.
Be nice to your neighbor ride. Pick his wedgie!PaulCL
Sep 27, 2001 10:22 AM
or..."Scratch that Itch"
re: Photo Caption ContestIndiana Rider
Sep 27, 2001 10:23 AM
You stared in the "Buns of SteeL" video when?
re: Photo Caption ContestCartman
Sep 27, 2001 10:46 AM
"Thanks for letting me warm up my hand"
forgot my full finger gloves, can I warm them in here?(nm)terry_b
Sep 27, 2001 10:48 AM
re: Photo Caption ContestTig
Sep 27, 2001 10:52 AM
Like a good neighbor, Cofidis is there.

Show me that you know me!

"Which damn mechanic put super glue on your seat again?!"

"Dang, boy... you weigh more than a Jan Ullrich in March!"

"Well, OK, but could you at least buy me dinner first?"

"I'm not a real doctor, but I play one in the peloton."

Friends don't let friends ride "alone".
Did I mention that I practice Proctology in the off-season? nmRhodyRider
Sep 27, 2001 11:00 AM
I'm gonna let go now Johnny so ........Live Steam
Sep 27, 2001 11:04 AM
just keep pedaling and you should be fine!

Go up there big guy and get one for the Gipper!

I had so much sangria last night that I cant even see!
funny...UncleMoe
Sep 27, 2001 11:08 AM
"You might be due for an enima. Let me check for you..."
re: Photo Caption ContestBirddog
Sep 27, 2001 11:11 AM
COUGH!
hey, wanna smell my finger? nmraboboy
Sep 27, 2001 11:13 AM
re: Photo Caption ContestRusty McNasty
Sep 27, 2001 11:17 AM
Hey-can you pump up my air-bladder saddle?

Why the HELL didn't you adjust the saddle BEFORE we started??

Can you turn in my blinkie?
If this doesn't get him going... (nm)Roxy
Sep 27, 2001 11:18 AM
"OK, let me get the lighter going and then let loose!" (nm)RhodyRider
Sep 27, 2001 11:21 AM
Cofidis begins to worry about their choice to recruit an ex pro bowler (nm)Roxy
Sep 27, 2001 11:22 AM
Hey...JL
Sep 27, 2001 11:24 AM
I can't keep my finger here all day. Couldn't you have taken some Pepto, BEFORE we started today?
Oh God, I'll Never Be The Same, LOL, LOL, LOL! (nm)Jon
Sep 27, 2001 12:35 PM
Can't we just ........Len J
Sep 27, 2001 12:42 PM
tighten you seatpost?
"... the peloton attacks the final climb of Col de Uranus"5ive
Sep 27, 2001 12:53 PM
Team Confidis, demonstrating new meaning for the term.....Starliner
Sep 27, 2001 1:04 PM
"Bringing up the Rear"
I said give me a HIGH five! (nm)Me Dot Org
Sep 27, 2001 3:02 PM
Sit on my finger I'll guess your weight.....spookyload
Sep 27, 2001 4:34 PM
Sit on my face I'll guess your sex!
This is a felony in Austin TX you know... nmDog Breath
Sep 27, 2001 4:59 PM
You may recall that Cofidis promised free prostate exams . . .DCW
Sep 28, 2001 4:47 AM
Here goes...Greg Taylor
Sep 28, 2001 5:07 AM
"Mario and Dwayne just wanted some quality time to share a cappichino and their feelings..."
How about, "Hey, get your hand off my butt!" nmDog
Sep 28, 2001 6:17 AM
re: Photo Caption Contestishmael
Sep 28, 2001 7:55 AM
sharing lube between teams is exceptable but stealing an apposing teamates lube will get you disqualified
Hey! This aint football, man...CJ3
Sep 28, 2001 8:41 AM
"This hand is your hand, this hand is my hand, from CA, tobill
Sep 28, 2001 9:15 AM
the NY island . . . . . "
There. Right there. Feel it? That's the prostate. nmbill
Sep 28, 2001 9:31 AM
nm
and . . . "Are you SURE you're with the health plan?" also,bill
Sep 28, 2001 9:45 AM
"It's okay. I was pre-med."
"Did I ever tell you that I trained in the Seminary?"
"YOU ARE TOO! YOU ARE TOO WEARING UNDERWEAR!"
"Uh, I thought deep massage was for AFTER the ride."
"They want to take pictures? Let's give 'em something to take, shall we?"
"You do feel a little feverish."
okay. I'll stop now.
Theese iz how dey say "Gut Morning" in Spain, no? (nm)Kristin
Sep 28, 2001 9:58 AM
"Welcome to the peloton! My name is Roger!"9WorCP
Sep 28, 2001 10:02 AM
By golly you're right! It is swollen!"

"A common 'French-style' greeting. Similar to a handshake."

Phil Ligett, "And soon he will be suffering on the bike like he has never suffered before!"
No, I swear, this is the new EPO test! (nm)mickey-mac
Sep 28, 2001 10:25 AM
nm
hey, from one engineer to another...nm
Sep 28, 2001 10:40 AM
nm
UCI adds cocaine to banned substance list- crack test shown herenm
Sep 28, 2001 10:42 AM
nm
LOL nmLen J
Sep 28, 2001 12:51 PM
the untold things domestiques do for their team leadersnm
Sep 28, 2001 10:44 AM
grz mnky & alex the engineer make upnm
Sep 28, 2001 10:47 AM
nm
my favorite nmDog
Sep 28, 2001 11:24 AM
But which one is which? (nm)Len J
Sep 28, 2001 12:51 PM
Cofidis' new tacticpeloton
Sep 28, 2001 2:44 PM
While Lance launched an attack from the front of the peloton, team Cofidis preferred to attack from the rear!
modification - idea from youDog
Sep 28, 2001 3:23 PM
"I said attack FROM the rear, not attack MY rear!"
modification - LOLpeloton
Sep 28, 2001 6:21 PM
Doug- that one is yours! Funny
Hang in there, the porta potty is around the corn...uh nmcycleguy
Sep 28, 2001 4:42 PM
how come these aren't under the OFFICIAL contest section?Jack S
Oct 1, 2001 9:01 AM
nm