|   Photo Caption Contest | Tig
Sep 27, 2001 10:18 AM | | From this year's Vuelta A España, Stage 14, Tarragona to Vinarós. I can think of many fun captions/titles to this photo. Let's hear yours! Um, we better keep it PG-13 or lower rated though. |
| Be nice to your neighbor ride. Pick his wedgie! | PaulCL
Sep 27, 2001 10:22 AM | | or..."Scratch that Itch" |
| re: Photo Caption Contest | Indiana Rider
Sep 27, 2001 10:23 AM | | You stared in the "Buns of SteeL" video when? |
| re: Photo Caption Contest | Cartman
Sep 27, 2001 10:46 AM | | "Thanks for letting me warm up my hand" |
| forgot my full finger gloves, can I warm them in here?(nm) | terry_b
Sep 27, 2001 10:48 AM | | |
| re: Photo Caption Contest | Tig
Sep 27, 2001 10:52 AM | | Like a good neighbor, Cofidis is there.
Show me that you know me!
"Which damn mechanic put super glue on your seat again?!"
"Dang, boy... you weigh more than a Jan Ullrich in March!"
"Well, OK, but could you at least buy me dinner first?"
"I'm not a real doctor, but I play one in the peloton."
Friends don't let friends ride "alone". |
| Did I mention that I practice Proctology in the off-season? nm | RhodyRider
Sep 27, 2001 11:00 AM | | |
| I'm gonna let go now Johnny so ........ | Live Steam
Sep 27, 2001 11:04 AM | | just keep pedaling and you should be fine!
Go up there big guy and get one for the Gipper!
I had so much sangria last night that I cant even see! |
| funny... | UncleMoe
Sep 27, 2001 11:08 AM | | "You might be due for an enima. Let me check for you..." |
| re: Photo Caption Contest | Birddog
Sep 27, 2001 11:11 AM | | COUGH! |
| hey, wanna smell my finger? nm | raboboy
Sep 27, 2001 11:13 AM | | |
| re: Photo Caption Contest | Rusty McNasty
Sep 27, 2001 11:17 AM | | Hey-can you pump up my air-bladder saddle?
Why the HELL didn't you adjust the saddle BEFORE we started??
Can you turn in my blinkie? |
| If this doesn't get him going... (nm) | Roxy
Sep 27, 2001 11:18 AM | | |
| "OK, let me get the lighter going and then let loose!" (nm) | RhodyRider
Sep 27, 2001 11:21 AM | | |
| Cofidis begins to worry about their choice to recruit an ex pro bowler (nm) | Roxy
Sep 27, 2001 11:22 AM | | |
| Hey... | JL
Sep 27, 2001 11:24 AM | | I can't keep my finger here all day. Couldn't you have taken some Pepto, BEFORE we started today? |
| Oh God, I'll Never Be The Same, LOL, LOL, LOL! (nm) | Jon
Sep 27, 2001 12:35 PM | | |
| Can't we just ........ | Len J
Sep 27, 2001 12:42 PM | | tighten you seatpost? |
| "... the peloton attacks the final climb of Col de Uranus" | 5ive
Sep 27, 2001 12:53 PM | | |
| Team Confidis, demonstrating new meaning for the term..... | Starliner
Sep 27, 2001 1:04 PM | | "Bringing up the Rear" |
| I said give me a HIGH five! (nm) | Me Dot Org
Sep 27, 2001 3:02 PM | | |
| Sit on my finger I'll guess your weight..... | spookyload
Sep 27, 2001 4:34 PM | | Sit on my face I'll guess your sex! |
| This is a felony in Austin TX you know... nm | Dog Breath
Sep 27, 2001 4:59 PM | | |
| You may recall that Cofidis promised free prostate exams . . . | DCW
Sep 28, 2001 4:47 AM | | |
| Here goes... | Greg Taylor
Sep 28, 2001 5:07 AM | | "Mario and Dwayne just wanted some quality time to share a cappichino and their feelings..." |
| How about, "Hey, get your hand off my butt!" nm | Dog
Sep 28, 2001 6:17 AM | | |
| re: Photo Caption Contest | ishmael
Sep 28, 2001 7:55 AM | | sharing lube between teams is exceptable but stealing an apposing teamates lube will get you disqualified |
| Hey! This aint football, man... | CJ3
Sep 28, 2001 8:41 AM | | |
| "This hand is your hand, this hand is my hand, from CA, to | bill
Sep 28, 2001 9:15 AM | | the NY island . . . . . " |
| There. Right there. Feel it? That's the prostate. nm | bill
Sep 28, 2001 9:31 AM | | nm |
| and . . . "Are you SURE you're with the health plan?" also, | bill
Sep 28, 2001 9:45 AM | | "It's okay. I was pre-med."
"Did I ever tell you that I trained in the Seminary?"
"YOU ARE TOO! YOU ARE TOO WEARING UNDERWEAR!"
"Uh, I thought deep massage was for AFTER the ride."
"They want to take pictures? Let's give 'em something to take, shall we?"
"You do feel a little feverish."
okay. I'll stop now. |
| Theese iz how dey say "Gut Morning" in Spain, no? (nm) | Kristin
Sep 28, 2001 9:58 AM | | |
| "Welcome to the peloton! My name is Roger!" | 9WorCP
Sep 28, 2001 10:02 AM | | By golly you're right! It is swollen!"
"A common 'French-style' greeting. Similar to a handshake."
Phil Ligett, "And soon he will be suffering on the bike like he has never suffered before!" |
| No, I swear, this is the new EPO test! (nm) | mickey-mac
Sep 28, 2001 10:25 AM | | nm |
| hey, from one engineer to another... | nm
Sep 28, 2001 10:40 AM | | nm |
| UCI adds cocaine to banned substance list- crack test shown here | nm
Sep 28, 2001 10:42 AM | | nm |
| LOL nm | Len J
Sep 28, 2001 12:51 PM | | |
| the untold things domestiques do for their team leaders | nm
Sep 28, 2001 10:44 AM | | |
| grz mnky & alex the engineer make up | nm
Sep 28, 2001 10:47 AM | | nm |
| my favorite nm | Dog
Sep 28, 2001 11:24 AM | | |
| But which one is which? (nm) | Len J
Sep 28, 2001 12:51 PM | | |
| Cofidis' new tactic | peloton
Sep 28, 2001 2:44 PM | | While Lance launched an attack from the front of the peloton, team Cofidis preferred to attack from the rear! |
| modification - idea from you | Dog
Sep 28, 2001 3:23 PM | | "I said attack FROM the rear, not attack MY rear!" |
| modification - LOL | peloton
Sep 28, 2001 6:21 PM | | Doug- that one is yours! Funny |
| Hang in there, the porta potty is around the corn...uh nm | cycleguy
Sep 28, 2001 4:42 PM | | |
| how come these aren't under the OFFICIAL contest section? | Jack S
Oct 1, 2001 9:01 AM | | nm |
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