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Paging jeffreyh!lonefrontranger
Aug 15, 2001 9:35 AM
Man, I need a SERIOUS dose of 'ku.

What is UP with youall this week?! I come in here looking for wisdom from Grz and DINOSAUR, witty 'ku from the Haiku d'etat, and Kristin's cheerful posts, and what do I find? Rants, flames, threats from the forum sysop, arrant attacks on unwitting forum virgins and general unrestrained crabbiness.

Geez, it smells like a wet dog in here. A dose of rolled-up newspaper to all *whack*.

Now go ride!
While waiting for jh, how about a Limerick?mike mcmahon
Aug 15, 2001 10:05 AM
LFR warned the RBR posters
She'd gotten tired of all of the roasters
She said to the pack
I'll give you a wack
Now get out and hop on your coasters
LMAO & nearly got busted by the boss!lonefrontranger
Aug 15, 2001 10:32 AM
I'll take a limerick as reasonable substitute any day. Especially one that well-crafted.

Guess I *was* being cranky, wasn't I?
sorry, i was washing my hair. (strikes again [jeffreyh] ----->)Haiku d'état
Aug 15, 2001 12:14 PM
my dear frontranger
meant to be, we, you and me
alas, great distance!

met we years ago
married now, twin colnago
tandem on the way

page haiku master
yes, you'll get what you're after
l'haiku d'etat!

coming on too strong?
the five seven five mojo
knockin' yo socks off!

haiku gigilo
corvoisier and roses
disco ball, basho

haiku? awww hell yeah
gotta git down wit da prose
add beer, lyric flows!

'tis all talk, as i
have wife and haiku junior
ah, t'was not to be

shall i expound on
'ku virtues, dino input?
prefer bash flamers

grz, your posts this week
I sense disturbance in force
lack of beer money?

good mister mcmahon
I like limerick lament
never for evil!

who batman, robin?
haiku master need sidekick
comedy relief

offer mike the job
but i fear his limerick
steal jeffreyh fire!

all ye good posters
allow flames to fall off screen
enjoy zen of board