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You roadies dont like us cuz...(31 posts)

You roadies dont like us cuz...dirtbag
Aug 14, 2001 4:37 AM
...WE can go anywhere YOU go but YOU can't go where WE go.
one word...jaybird
Aug 14, 2001 4:51 AM
Speed...
another word:alex the engineer
Aug 14, 2001 5:27 AM
style
still another word:alex the engineer
Aug 14, 2001 5:27 AM
cleanliness
another word:Live Steam
Aug 14, 2001 5:40 AM
miles
Live to eat exaust. nmMB1
Aug 14, 2001 5:42 AM
Mountain Bikes, the Martin Luther of the bike worldMel Erickson
Aug 14, 2001 6:44 AM
and I ride off road, too.
re: We roadies dont like you cuz...4bykn
Aug 14, 2001 6:44 AM
Some of you insist on "flame-baiting!
I don't get it...jjay
Aug 14, 2001 8:11 AM
Never could understand the friction between SOME mtn bikers and SOME roadies. Pretty stupid argument if you ask me. I ride both road and mtn and love both for different reasons.
ant-eye rodee hikuHaiku d'état
Aug 14, 2001 9:49 AM
rodees don lack us
kuz we wareing cottun sockz
bikeing in tee shurt

rodees you're bad tood's
your kozin dem trial closeings
rideing on da rode

yall done sport aur koz
jes kuz yew got fancy shuez
don maek u beter

mount bicking betur
time ta stop smeyell flars
smok a marlburrel

Y don yall get reel?
big tayers wif nobby bits
ya buncha puseez

me, i past rodees
on my dubble bonger bike
wifout a helment

I liketa ried pass
you're buncha skeenie teyers
hey layance armstrung!

wassup rodee skum?
weakens i reyd bmx
jumpand in de air

we go anywhur
yall ken go sumwhur, but we
all over dam place
aunt-aye phat-tyre haikuHaiku d'état
Aug 14, 2001 10:00 AM
mtb heathens
stay upright: need wider tires
playing in the mud

I like mountain bike
every garage has least one
kmart bought, flat tires

without MTBs
I couldn't pass anyone
on midnight fun ride

struggled half an hour
to catch mtb up road
drafted then dropped him!

fifty-buck jersey
hundred eighty dollar shoes
you: t-shirt and shorts

my imba?
secret road society
we meet at starbucks!

jealous i am not
home after seventy miles
not muddy at all

jealous i am not
your pedals double sided
mine only single

jealous i am not
your shoes walkable
mine: walk like a duck

jealous i am not
water backpack fashion crime
must rely bottles

jealous i am not
carry cumbersome frame pump
and you use mini

come to haiku land!
can't we all just get along?
two wheels in common

brothers, me and you
our tires all leak the same air!
unless CO2
2 thumbs up (nm)MB1
Aug 14, 2001 10:10 AM
but, if OUR tubes are LATEX,Rusty McNasty
Aug 14, 2001 10:14 AM
we leak the same air FASTER!!!!!!
anti-cruiser haiku (just for you, humma)Haiku d'état
Aug 14, 2001 10:15 AM
empathize with tom
now have two point five cruisers
one with skull valve caps

both hands behind back?
you'll get stuck like that, humma!
what will your wife say?

i know your secret
that cali rocket science
new "cruiser booster"

ongoing speed quest
one word, lincoln-bearded friend:
lighter bicycle

SPAM'd by both bike sects
all envious of unique
versatile schwinn bike

tom, with legs of steel
riding wife's higgins three speed
must have been a sight!

bike board should collect
the tom titanium fund
must...get...skinny...tires

you've shared your diet
vanilla creme-filled secret
look out jenny craig!

one hundred-plus miles
on thirty pound single speed
superhuman feat!
anti single-speed haikuHaiku d'état
Aug 14, 2001 10:26 AM
sit grind, stand up climb
reconstructive knee implants
more beers and less gears

just one f-ing speed
that's me all over, baby!
f a s t (not)

grew up single speed
didn't know how to shift bike
yellow sears ten speed

I like one speed thought
saving pennies for surly
built up by excel

rode midnight fun run
rusty single speed cruiser
and passed pricey bikes

single speed forum
that guy has dozens of bikes!
my wife would kill me

bike au natural
does this mean with just one speed
no! take off your clothes.

simplicity search
take off chainring and the cogs
one front and one back

revoke my SS?
you can have my one by one
pried from dead fingers
anti-'cross haikuHaiku d'état
Aug 14, 2001 10:34 AM
road frame, mountain gears
drop bars, two sided pedals
transmogrified freak!

on bike, off bike, run
back on bike, you: all muddy
playing in the dirt

two kinds sacrilege
scorned by road, mountain alike
get off the damn fence!

ah! so you're the type
made mud pies as a small child
and fed to sister

road race season done
rain train for obstacle pain
human port-a-bike

I would like to 'cross
afraid break important limb
and lose anyway

reason i don't 'cross
kinda freaks me out to say
"on weekends i cross"
O.K. what about tandems?MB1
Aug 14, 2001 10:41 AM
patience, grasshoppa. nmHaiku d'état
Aug 14, 2001 11:02 AM
anti-touring haikuHaiku d'état
Aug 14, 2001 10:42 AM
how to say pannier?
to haiku, i had to know!
just two syllables

you: touring road bike
seven hundred twenty eight
them big ol' wide tires

fair weather tourer
ride flats, but elevation
calls for pull by car

bags on racks, seat packs
adirondacks passing yaks
bike angles relaxed!

loaded camping gear
food, bath, navigational
two wheeled mobile home

KOA: stop here?
no, we'll pitch camp in forest
sleeping with the bears

I would love to tour
on a comfy touring bike
but much time required!
anti recumbent haikuHaiku d'état
Aug 14, 2001 10:47 AM
that a bike or couch?
your tires are way to little
need better posture.

I would like a 'bent
but way too much attention
from unwashed public

I like to draft 'bents
until the road tilts skyward
then they're suckin' wind

can you exchange wheels
distant one speed relative
bmx from sears?

bike with a fairing
structure meant to reduce drag
bug guts look like art

i've seen recumbents
with road bike seat bags on back
space for a suitcase

at stoplight i fall
on current upright road bike
why take the 'bent chance?
anti-tandem cinquainHaiku d'état
Aug 14, 2001 11:01 AM
one two
one bike two butts
captain, stoker, indeed
much too fast on downhills, my friends
slow down!

chain length
seventeen feet
your virtual gear size
just imagine the rookie mark
likely

my thought
tandem captain
should always be well bathed
otherwise masochistic draft
stink fest

barely
pay maintenance
on two decent road bikes
much less one bike, two seats and bars
too poor!

don't pass
keep your long bike
behind me, or suffer
when i draft you for seven hours
long bike

you climb
like wounded snail
but descend like a brick
is stoker there to read the map,
captain?

would like
one speed tandem
ride charity events
alas, wife not interested
oh, well
WhatMB1
Aug 14, 2001 11:23 AM
is the sound of one hand clapping?

I bow to the Master.
You guys are weird!...dirtbag
Aug 14, 2001 11:53 AM
...prolly dat car exhaust yall been sukin up!
You started it. ;-) nmMB1
Aug 14, 2001 11:56 AM
It's called a dictionarypeloton
Aug 14, 2001 2:17 PM
Come back when you have graduated from high school.

Or (so you understand),

cum bak win u 'ave gradumatated 'igh sckool
anti-the rest: unicycle, handcycle, tricycle, pedal boats,...Haiku d'état
Aug 14, 2001 11:40 AM
unicyclist clown
big red nose, makeup, fun shoes
or: me, cold sunday

where to store frame pump
bike constructed with one tube
maybe camelbak?

"UAAM"
uni across 'merica
won in just eight months

the handcycle blues
do they use Look-cleated gloves?
what about bag balm?

leisure pedal boats
duck shaped, accommodate two
yellow floating bike

radio flyer
the retro red tricycle
shimano? campy?

yes, i love e-bikes
what's the use of pedaling
if you don't have to?

only one knobby tire
my mountain unicycle
walk up, and walk down

lowrider cycle
already wore out this thread
several months ago

solar powered bikes
amazing what you can find
with a yahoo! search

perhaps the strangest
practiced by true eccentrics
world of "rail cycling"

bicycle polo
golf, bike, beer: stop violence!
on your left! or...fore!

it's the final straw
hash house harriers by bike
RUI ticket
I thought they were just jealous when I pass them on the streetUW Mitch
Aug 14, 2001 12:24 PM
LOL...I'm riding a mountain bike now, and a road bike later...I don't really get the roadies/mt bikers thing? Don't we all have two wheel and pedal?

~Mitch
Anti-roadie Limerickmike mcmahon
Aug 14, 2001 12:33 PM
dirtbag the bad-ass downhiller
thought his new dirt rig was a killer
he ran over a roadie
got some blood on his goatee
and said I'm three times as bad as Godzilla
ENOUGH WITH THE FREAKIN HAIKUS!Incessant
Aug 14, 2001 5:34 PM
Enough! It all sucks anyway
re: THE FREAKIN HAIKUS! No suck! No suck!mr tornado head
Aug 14, 2001 7:50 PM
I thought they were funnier then hell, but,... I guess that's me.

MTB, Road, who gives a rat's ass? As long as your having fun on two wheels.

G'night, Gracie.
One other word. ANd then another few...mr tornado head
Aug 14, 2001 7:38 PM
Your screen name.

ANd take you seriously? I don't even take myself seriously. Hell, I don't even take grz seriously sometimes!